hi (:

2012-01-12T21:47:00.001+08:00

"jealousy's the ugliest trait."

Keri Hilson.

Crawling.

2012-01-09T20:32:00.000+08:00

As I get older, im starting to realize thechange in human beings. How little they can be that requires almost no changein a person’s life, and how drastic they can be, that one would never expect itout of that person you thought you knew. It is very true when people say, “youthink you may know that person, but you really don’t.” you may marry someone,live till you’re 1 billion years old, and even then, I believe that you willonly truly know only 50% of what he or she is like. Human beings are despicableto me. We are able to lie and deceive others for our own gain. Learning moralstudies is bogus, because those are the things that you only learn by the bookto know that it exists, and how to define that one moral act that you can do.Other than that, I don’t think I’ve meet a single person who has actually said,“so based on what I learned in moral class…”. tbh I don’t think people evenremember what we learned in moral studies besides the vague outline of havingto memorize all the stupid moral terms and its definition for our final papers.Sohai.

After having people turn on me from one personto another, and how they can change from one mask to another, I have concludedthat human beings are worse than animals. Animals do not hide who they are, nordo they lie to their friends/packs/mates etc. Owners as well if you’d like.They show who they are. Bite you when they feel like you’re threatening them,bark when they’re irritated, whimper when it hurts, cuddles or nestles againsttheir mate, hump when they’re horny, hunt when they’re hungry. In fact, what Ifind most amazing, is how they are able to stick to one mate. Yes im very wellaware that some species or most of them actually have one alpha male with thembitches surroundin him, but it’s a mutual understanding. All them bitches knowit, and he knows it. but…humans. Some do not know, some will never ever know,and some … just continues it unless they can’t deal with the guilt anymore ofstringing the other girl or guy on.

Human beings…can torture others while laughing,or … just torture without ever having the feeling of guilt in themselves. Theyjust… torture if it pleases them. They are more selfish than selfless, and whatis funny is that the selfless ones are the ones who suffer most in this world.Another good example as to why moral studies is just total bullshit. It taughtus to be selfless, religion tells us to do unto others as you would want themto do unto you, but it doesn’t apply anymore in this world. If you want them todo what you want, you gotta be selfish. You gotta put yourself first and notlove with your whole heart because at the end of the day, you’re at the losingend. and you have no shield to protect yourself because you have never oncedoubted the behaviour of the other person, you have never once decided toquestion the true emotions, intentions and emotions of the other because youfeel bad every time you doubt them.

Instincts, are occasionally and mainly for me,mostly beneficial to my decisions. I have been nothing but stupid to neverfollow what my instincts have urged me so urgently to do. Had I followed it, Iwould have potentially helped avoid that accident from occurring. Had I doneit, I would have never thrown myself into another. Had I done it, I would havenever let it continue.

Had I done it, I would have at least healed upby now and not see the disgusting picture that I am being forced to see rightnow.

It feels like you’re being tied back against achair, with mechanics forcing you to keep your eyes open. It forces you towatch that image being torn apart. That image which you have spent so much timeon picturing, fixing, perfecting and drawing that was so surreal, just beingtorn away, piece by piece, to reveal the actual moulding rotting picture thatyou have also ignored underneath. the picture that you have created, isbeautiful. Beyond beautiful that it will be worth it. But what is taking placeright before your very eyes is how the picture has taken a life of its own,showing you what you have been drawing and picturing was nothing but a mirage,and your own very special way of interpreting it.

“Would love to stay, thanks for providing mewith a place to stay, but found some place new, gotta go.”

It slowly and unsteadily burns the beautifulcolours away, colours that were keeping you sane and strong throughout thewhole ordeal, that constantly told you, “ it will be worth it one day, it willbe worth it. Hold on, and persevere.” There is so much the human eye can neversee. After all, it only guides us to see what and where we are walking to, tomake sure we do not purposely jump into harms way. But, these are the thingsthat it cannot see. Emotional harm. Psychological damage.

You want to wince. You want to curl into a ballto comfort yourself from this monstrosity that has emerged beneath that fragiledrawing that you tried so hard to keep intact. But you cant. You cannot move.You are strapped on, and there is nowhere out of this place besides watchinguntil the entire picture is fully burnt out. Even then, it is far from over.You are to confront what you thought was real, and you then have to be toldthat this was its original form all along, and all that effort you have put inall this time was nothing but …. Well. Nothing.

You want to destroy that painting. The colours,and what was hidden. Everything. But you have spent so much effort, time andlove that it is impossible for you to just pin it down and destroy it. How canyou destroy something that you have never thought was so cruel? Something thatyou have never thought of as evil and heartless?

“Im sorry.”

“Its for my own benefit.”

“I tried.”

“Trust me.”

“I promise.”

I wanted to run. I wanted to run so badly thatforcing myself to stay was a constant battle for me. But I stayed. I stayed togive the benefit of the doubt because I never believed what I saw was true. Ialways believed that beneath it was something so beautiful that nobody couldtruly see it for what it really was, and that I have to be there, to nurture itand to always be there to ensure that it is safe, strong, loved.

I should’ve ran.

“I’m long past that.”

There it is. The straps were released. Youcollapse onto the cold hard rough stoned floor. Your heart is pierced, stabbed,heavy. You are drained. Drained by the whole ordeal, the reality of thesituation that you were living in. That little glimmer of hope that you had,hoping that this situation was a mere illusion burns out. Physically breathing,mentally dead.

It’s not over.

Sprawled on the floor, there are voices.Whispers. Chuckles. Snickering.

It’s not from that dark hooded figure that isstanding over you that has emerged from that painting, grinning at you wincingin pain. Rather, from others.

“Trust me. I’m not lying.”

Pieces of the puzzles, confirmation of thesuspicions that you had, everything just comes rushing at you.

“They are lying. Trust me,” he would say withthose sinister eyes.

Scenarios, images, pictures, words. You want tostop them. Helpless to move, these images and words are injected into you.Blood runs through your entire body without ever stopping, and this film seemsto be never ending.

“Interpret me again. I won’t bite.”

It crushes you. You want to cling on to thatperson, your art, and to continue and be strong. You want to cling on and begfor it to come back, to go back to what it was.

Continuously charming you, continuouslytempting you to get closer. It’s enjoying this game.

You still think of the world of it. You stillwant to believe that this was all just a phase. A dream. A hallucination.

It is not.

It is nothing but the cold hard truth, and youhave been replaced. You were nothing but a mere stepping stone.

“No you weren’t my love, it was nothing but thetruth,” he would say while looking at another.

“I’ve stayed here long enough, goodbye,” as heglides and runs towards the other.

Injection is still never ending.

Pain is never gone.

Lies are still fed.

But my love, I know things that you do notthink I know.

Think twice before you get that ink on

2011-11-26T00:01:00.002+08:00

so i came across an article the other day, and it was titled something like,think twice before getting that tattoo!

and i was thinking its something to do with skin infection or diseases and stuff since there were like comments and warnings given by docs.

So i read it. and felt that it was one of the stupidest things people can write about.

it was about laser surgery, and the amount of pain you need to go through and the duration that you need to bear with for the whole tattoo to be removed. and they interviewed this person who tattooed their forehead out of impulse and the 'cool' feeling it gives.

i immediately x-ed the article.

to me, tattoos are a way to express yourself, it really is a piece of art. expresses things that are meaningful to you and...is embedded in you.

that idiot deserved the hours and money he needed to remove that tattoo.

the only reason why im waiting to get mine, is only due to money issues, and the final design of it.

chatboxes

2011-11-22T00:28:00.000+08:00

screw em. bloody spam boxes is what they are.

Red Blue Yellow White Replaced by Dirt

2011-11-10T22:47:00.002+08:00

Seksualiti Merdeka was simply a good cause to educate Malaysians on their rights to embrace whoever they are inside, be it Lesbians, Gays, Bisexuals or even Transgender.

But no.

People think its a day where everyone gets to have Free Sex, portraying Malaysians as cheap, a day of prostitution.

Fucking dipshits.

What about that stupid Seks Islam (Sex Islam) book that the Obedient Wives Club published? You really think the Quran supports that? You really think organizing an event like that ISNT publishing prostitution?

In fact, the VP of the stupid club actually said that women should pushed themselves to be MORE than first class prostitutes, so that men will truly be satisfied, and this will lead to the stop of all moral ills.

SO guys, anything you want to do but can't in other countries, just consult the national religion and form anything with it. Because NO AUTHORITY will stop you so long you are with the national religion, and NOBODY will insult the main religion and race, or even the main dominating two faced dipshit Government.

This Country is going down the drain, polluted with bribery, corruption, greed, disgrace and so much more it is unbelievable.

Even worse is how it uses religion as a tool, giving them more rights than anybody else (1M my ass) and making them cocky by telling others of a different race and religion to leave the country and go home. You bunch of cocky mf's are disgracing the others of your race and religion who DO NOT boast and gloat about anything of the sort.

At this rate, we will always be a 3rd world country. We might even establish the 4th.

EVIL BRAS

2011-04-16T01:18:00.003+08:00

UPDATE : BAD REPORTING FROM FOX. its not true. but i still find it maddening.

if you havent read about the article yet, click here.

its basically about The Council of Islam Ideology in Lahore (sounds like la whore doesnt it?) saying that padded bras are evil, and a woman who wears it is a devil.

well then. in that case my friend, you're already living in hell for all women wear these devil created colourful fancy push up bras that you speak of.

what i find hilarious is that they are willing to throw in taxpayers money to fucking create a bra, that will MAKE TITTY'S UNNOTICEABLE.

bodoh. just take binding tape and bind only la. waste money for what. what is that i hear? cannot make it flat?

ITS BECAUSE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS FUCK THE POOR WOMAN LIKE THERES NO FUCKING TOMORROW, MAKING BABIES EVERYWHERE. HOW ARE HER POOR SWOLLEN BREASTS SUPPOSE TO BE MADE UNNOTICEABLE YOU FUCKING RETARDED PIECE OF SHIT.

those two things that you say women should be so ashamed of having , is the only reason why you are now a full grown man. usually a natural human being WILL become a man, but in your case, all of you turned into retards. do you have any idea how heartbroken your mom is?

and you rather chop boobs off than save ur own many babies-es life?

bodoh.

and please lah. the beautiful women in your country are covered from head to toe, in full black shapeless robe. theyre nice enough to fucking go get some nice underwear to show you in your bedroom to probably make sure your dick is still functioning, but there you go, supporting the fact that bras are evil.

so from this thought itself, i am VERY CERTAIN that 90% of the male population in LaWhore have erection issues. SO, to save themselves from all this embarassment and damage on their ego (if they even have it), they shall BAN all things that will make a woman look sexy and SHOULD make a normal man erect.

maybe you should not even have exercising equipment, or diet pills or plastic surgeons in your country as well since it will assist in making a woman sexy.

fucking retards.

Controversy?

2011-03-21T01:36:00.003+08:00

I think Justin Bieber's songs should be categorized as a very controversial and if played, very insensitive to certain (if not all) listeners.

i hate it when they play track after track of bieberspew in restaurants or in cafes or places where you're suppose to de-stress.

I WILL ALSO NOT TOLERATE IT IF YOU ARE PLAYING A DECENT SONG FOR 40 SECONDS AND SKIP THE SONG TO A BIEBER SONG.

just because the crowd looks young DOESNT mean we all will listen to . . . whining.

i feel like when you play a bieber song in public, its like taking a NamaWee Negarakuku song and playing it in a cafe where 90% of the visitors are from the Prime Minister's office. Sometimes, the Prime Minister himself.

At that point of time, I'm sure the Prime Minister's wife will definitely have something to say from that air in her head which she believes is a brain. Maybe something that will cause a nation wide war ? Since she likes appearing in CNN to embarrass the nation.

2011-02-27T17:50:00.001+08:00

one of my new years resolution is to WRITE DOWN ALL MY RESOLUTIONS IN A NICE PIECE OF PAPER.

....

i still havent even gotten down to writing it on a scrap piece of paper.

PHAIL.

Charity Mou

2011-02-22T06:31:00.001+08:00

okay so now the economy sucks right?

so therefore i am now poorer by 99%.

therefore you (i doubt anyone reads this space anymore) must help me and clear my closet as well because right now, it won’t close anymore.

and i realized during my last minute cny spring cleaning that i have SHITLOADS of impulse buys, and some of which i dont even REMEMBER purchasing or wearing!

~~im such a moron.~~

anyway so im selling some of my clothes online, so please help share it ?

http://www.honey-starss.blogspot.com

SHARE OKAY. DONT SO KIAMSIAP. I SELL CHEAP CHEAP SMRE.

clickclicknao! and share on fb pweaseee

DIMKAI.

2011-02-17T03:53:00.005+08:00

"NICKERODEON. Y U NO SHOW ME SPONGEBOB FARNEE CLIP?! I IZ BIG FAN! Y U DISCLIMINATE LIM PEH'S COUNTRY?!?!!"

OOOHHH!

2011-01-17T03:24:00.001+08:00

morph

2011-01-15T20:45:00.003+08:00

i was planning to just go in toni & guy at bukit bintang for a trim to get my moss chopped off, and waiting for my stylist to SCREAM at my split ends and the unshaped moss.

plus. i didnt comb my hair properly before i left my house. HAHAHAHA.

but apprntly he liked that kind of separation my hair had. ror. so he kept it, and trimmed a bit. and so happen the technician was walking by and suggested me to change my hair texture. erh. is that right? well basically i have a very . . unique face shape.

i have a very SQROUND face. yes. square + round. only I HAVE SUCH A FACE. so dont be a wanna be k.

one of the many obvious characteristics of my sqround-ness is the sharpness of my jawline. if you look at me straight in the face, and i do not smile/frown/pout and make my face look like this :

o_____O

you will eventually notice this.

which REALLY sucks. even if i use my hair to cover my sides, it still looks dead obvious from my right side. :(

its like as if i was moulded into my sqround face, like how you grow square watermelons.

anyway that aside, my imba stylist edwin's friend johnny suggested that i curl my hair, to soften up my jawline. bahahahaha i told him i didnt wanna look like an old woman because i am old enough

i just had a HORRIBLE experience with people trying to curl my hair. i want soft waves, big soft romantic curls. like this.

but it usually ends up looking like THIS

does the woman look happy to you?!

so he asks me to trust him. and when he kept joking that he will give me sungai wang service, it WASNT funny.

so i kinda freaked for a while when he removed the curling thing from my hair, because it looked like aunty curls, like those really oily super curly hair. cue picture i showed earlier.

i looked like the woman from kungfu hustle for an hour.

NOT FUNNY because i had to walk around like that in a fucking robe smre to the toilet, which is like at the other end of the salon. fuck.

but at the end . . it didnt look TOO bad. and honestly, today is the second day and the curls have relaxed a little bit more, and i think in due time it will look slightly better

so say hello to the new me! :D

if you die from the sqround fughlyness, im sorry. i hold no liability whatsoever, because its already stated on the right side of my brog.

so. new year, new hair, attempting a whole new image.

once again, happy new year! :)

CHINESE NEW YEAR IZ COMING SOON!

turd?

2011-01-09T15:45:00.002+08:00

TELL ME WITH A STRAIGHT FACE. it doesnt look like a turd after it falls.

2011-01-09T02:22:00.002+08:00

if i were the photographer.

"thanks mr levine for coming today. however, i require full nudity before i begin shooting.kthxstrip."

2011

2011-01-02T18:42:00.003+08:00

and so we begin a new year

(SHADDAP i know im one day late in these kind of posts)

new years scare me.

maybe its just something that i have to eventually get over by myself.

but right now, im scared.

but anyhoos.

HAPPY 2011!! :D

everytime i pay a visit.

2010-11-22T21:38:00.001+08:00

so i went to Strip, Bangsar today.

one reason why i like going minus the pain that is eventually becoming numb to me is the fact that everytime someone enters the room next to mine, they tend to strike some silly/interesting conversation that makes it difficult for me to not laugh or gag when i listen to it.

so today i was dead sleepy. then came ms chinese + pakistani whose conversation immediately woke me up.

i know that because i heard her say it, i am NOT racist/judgmental.

judgmental on certain occasions only and they are usually reasonable.

so as usual, you go in, you need to remove your pants and stuff and the workers will leave u in there to do ur thang. and so this woman, had to SHOUT IT OUT LOUD for the world to hear how excited she was.

"YOOHOO! IM READY WHENEVER YOU ARE! TEEHEETEEHEETEEEEE!"

she continued laughing until her waxer came in.

O_o"...

u cud barely hear the girl who was waxing her talking, but she just went on and on and on.

i think the girl must have asked ms.cp when did she last waxed, because the only part i remembered was this :

"...the last time i went to solaris u know. some wax place. they took one whole hour with me!! so unprofessional. so i decided to come here lah. i know strip is professional."

suck up much. wont get u no discount woman. strip sucks blood eventhough theyre damn good at what they bloody do.

and another note is probably she was hairy. im not saying anything but sometimes if you really ARE hairy people do take some time to slowly do it so that you dont leave with a vag three times the size u came in with due to sore-ness.

she followed up with this :

"aiyo then that time ah . . i tried this indian shop la they provide waxing wan mah. so i wax already right, then i got DAMN bad infection u know! aiyo damn bad infection. they probably had a dirty wax or they dipped twice or they just didnt use clean materials lah . . sigh. damn bad infection down there."

honestly, i was pretty disgusted. you could always tell the person who's waxing you, i mean, conversation la right. but do you know HOW LOUD YOU ARE TALKING?!

im sorry but i have a pretty wild imagination. so it disgusts me. i was borned with this imagination, and i really have no control over it whatsoever.

AND THEN, with her loud booming excited waxing voice, she said this :

"...my boyfriend got ask me to wax before lah but he said he doesnt mind when he sees it. i shy lah and i like it clean mah. shave already also so hard. not nice lah the feeling. wax is still the quickest and best way. i like it smooth mah. not so disgusting."

niama. HOW TO NOT LAUGH WOR?! HOW CAN U NOT LAUGH WHEN YOU LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALKING SO LOUD ON HOW THEIR BOYFRIEND LIKES THEIR PUNANI WHEN THEY STARE AT IT.

im sorry but what i imagined was her standing nude, and her boyfriend in his clothes sitting on a chair and just looking at it and telling her what she should do with it.

or her flashing her newly waxed vag. whichever.

i choked bon my saliva because i wanted to laugh but cudnt laugh and therefore i choked. oih.

and so, this is why i like making a visit to Strip. u dont know what in Gods name u will hear when u enter that room.

dead season.

2010-11-01T02:11:00.002+08:00

screw you exams.
who the fuck created you.
you only make people feel like crap.
make people moodless.
make people emo.
make p.m.s people suicidal.
make man-m.s. violent.

make me want to keel over and die because i know i will go in not knowing anything.

sigh.
imma just look forward to the 9th, where after me Foucalt-ing the paper up (if i even KNOW anything to begin with), i shall go home and be a fucking big pig and soil my bed for three days.

that thought alone is already making me wanting to just stop studying and fail my papers.

but because of my stupid nature where i CANNOT go in without studying, i must suffer and continue.

sigh. good thought? im lucky to be able to study. some people would kill for this opportunity..

sigh.
sorry mum and dad when i fail.
T^T

COUNTDOWN TO THE 9TH.WARGHHA.

pinup doll! :D

2010-10-21T10:36:00.004+08:00

yeay! i finally manage to attempt my pinup doll look for halloween!
:D

early halloween cum birthday celebration at chuiyi's.

lol. cum.

HAHAHAHA. damn syiok sendiri -____-

pictures up soon. dont puke.

i realize that i always only want to blog when its a few weeks or days before my final paper. im such a failure seriously. anyway company reporting and financial management this semester really killed me and im falling into depression as to how im going to bloody cope when i hit 2nd/3rd year units, or if im EVER going to make it ):

sigh. . . horrid semester this was.

im 21 in less than 2 months. HOU LAN CHAM ARRRRRRR
T^T
OLD AND FAT AND UGLY AND UNWANTED LEH.
mahai sure live with 20 cats and a bucket of kentucky fried chicken with shitloads of mashed potato and kopi peng on the side lor. sit in front of TV watching general hospital all day.

then play virtual world like IMVU to make myself feel wanted and maybe meet my SHOULMATE and get 'laid' then play sims to make my pretty spawns which i can modify at any point of time or disown if i feel they are too ugly.

then again mother ugly child how to be good looking wor.

AIH.

note: apparently there was a korean couple who had a REAL CHILD THAT STARVED TO DEATH because they were too busy at the cyber cafe raising their virtual child. fucking sohai.

not deflowered yet.

2010-06-23T18:41:00.002+08:00

no i have no officiated the use of my windows live on my mac.

but this picture left question marks in my head.

all i know about imvu is that its a social place where u know, u create ur own characters and have your way with em and those other people online. something like that movie...erh...k cant rmbr. but that one had to do with the a virtual online world with REAL PEOPLE being the characters cz they have a chip implanted in their head.

anyway.

so...whats going on here?

super long hiatus mode cancelled.

2010-06-15T03:57:00.003+08:00

yes im not dead.

i am very much alive. and losing shitloads of hair.

heeeee. just havent had the time to blogg!

one last paper next friday. finished three in two days. knn.

so just felt itchy to blog.

of COURSE i have a valid reason. if you people have noticed (which i dont think you do), generally my entries are mainly about me ranting. or something along that line. or maybe something extraordinarily nice that has happened to always depressingly sad me, and i just feel like rubbing it in whoever who is reading punya faces.

so. what will it be about?

the latest iPhone 4.or also known as iPhone 4G if u wanna search for it.

well of course, like every other phone, there are VARIOUS controversies regarding its launching, and what more with Gizmodo being able to get their hands on a prototype a month plus before its official launching and allowing over 2 million hits as we watch him completely break down the whole phone to reveal their latest Apple A4 super puny chip. of course, Steve Jobs was NOT happy la.

those aside, im sure everybody knows that iPhone, out of all the other brands in its smartphone range, has the MOST insults and of course with Apple defenders (like myself) to shoot their asses to the ground with the false and stupid accusations. TELL ME THAT NO OTHER CHIBAI PHONE HAS NO FLAWS LA.

stupid.

i admit, the very first iphone that was made was definitely in my opinion not as stable as they are now. they have come a long way, and its definitely worth giving them a chance to prove themselves, and im using a 3G for two years, n the battery life is fine alongside everything else regardless the countless number of times that ive recklessly dropped the poor thing on the floor and on one occasion out of rage flung it at somebody (no he REALLY pissed me off).

that aside.

i was just tryng to drool at the photo with the new bumper available for the iphone, when i came across this website. it just basically lists 10 reasons why we should not purchase an iPhone.

here is where i got pissed off.

ud expect to read REASONABLE and NON-BIASED form of information from a gadgetry review website, with REASONABLE AND PROPER amount of research done. but no. this person really wasted 2-3 minutes of my time READING THAT LIST OF SHIT.

out of 10 REASONS, FOUR OF THEM ARE ON THE EXPENSIVE PRICES OF AT&T.

eh DONKEY. u have a friggin WEBSITE for fucks sake, and of all IT people i think YOU should at least have the DECENCY to know that the INTERNET connects us all globally and we can all access u via google or whatever idiot who tries to recommend me to read this pile of garbage. THE WORLD CONSISTS OF OTHER COUNTRIES AND CONTINENTS la HALO.goodness gracious.

so fine. he has another SIX reasons.

first. he complained that the iPhone has NO FM RADIO.

HAVE U HEARD OF THE APP STORE?! asshole.

second. we can only install apps available in iTunes store, and they cost money.and we need to jailbreak to get free games, voiding the warranty.

if you dont want, then you dont buy. there are also FUN & FREE APPS. i as a kiamsiap consumer should know. and if u jailbreak it, its as if the carrier can detect when you jailbreak. knn if anything were to happen, just friggin restore it and it would be undetectable.

third, no SD slot.

32GB not enough for u? and transferring takes 10 years issit?

fourth, bad camera to take photos with and for people to make HD videos or smtg.

if you REALLY wanna take good photos and HD video, theres something called HD VIDEO CAM and DIGITAL CAMERA.

you CANT PACK EVERYTHING into one PHONE, because at the end of the day, its still ONLY A PHONE. how often are u gng to play the games on ur phone? if u want your boss to poke your ass then okay la. if u really just want to take home videos with this phone to record every single intimate moment and want to save a lifetime of videos in ur phone JUST TO SAVE MONEY ON NOT PURCHASING A PROPER VIDEO CAM N CAMERA, then zomg even if i gave you 1TB space, it WONT BE SUFFICIENT. if u want ALL THESE THINGS TO BE SATISFIED WITH FLAWLESS AND A SMOOTH ASS FUNCTIONALITY OF THE OS, then you can go kiss my soiled pad. even a fucking vertu will hang if u chuck too much shit into it.any cb phone will hang la k. SD slot or no SD slot.

ugh.

yeah fine, given the fact that i have an apple in my brain, maybe i AM biased. but these are COMPLETELY BASELESS AND PATHETIC form of excuses to make people not buy an iPhone.

but after all the anger that i bottled up after reading the list, the comment section made me laugh and feel better as there are people who have voiced out all the angst for me.

teehee.

i really think u shud js scroll all the way down, and js read the comments. lololol.

okay out.

i shall officiate my windows live writer on my mac on the next entry!! :DD

lala!

2010-01-10T03:54:00.002+08:00

firstlyy

happy 2010!

i know this is like a 10 day late wish thing, but whatevs. at least i wished! HAH.

my layout is fucked. stupid fella dno how to upload proper photos or at least let me download and upload on my own! GAR.

besides that much has been gng on towards the end of 2009, which disabled me to update regularly. [i earlier spelt regularly as regulerely].

okay so once i get the antivirus installed or smtg ill update kay? otherwise pics which are worthy of burning ur eyes cant be uploaded, n then u all miss me HOWW ?

sigh no emoticons to use smre. cb.

oh and alvin n the chipmunks girls group is called cipets.

its NOT a bad word now! theyre allowing it on cinemas!

imagine the malay subtitles if they REALLY translated it as the chibai meaning.

"kami adalah kumpulan puki. kami boleh nyanyi!"

super awesome man.

can yours sing?

burn ma finger. dont hold ya pee.

2009-11-20T23:21:00.001+08:00

it has been a very very VERY eventful week.

first i was busy talking to c, then while scooping rice, i didn knw the stove was still hot. and so happen, i placed my bowl on the stove. when i put my fingers to scoop the bugger bowl up, instead, i cooked my fingers for lunch.

burnt human flesh smells pretty good.

and i burnt these a day before my piano master class, with this dude who plays freakishly amazing, and its as if the piano is like some tiny object, the size of my baby toe, and that he just taps on it to make diff kinds of sounds from it. and beautiful music.

and i literally destroyed, his RM80,000 piano.

NO i dont feel any sort of remorse. HOHOHO . i mean, how OFTEN do you get the opportunity to keep banging the piano, and not get fucked for it?

so…

anyway besides the point, my piano exams on the 8th of dec, and ill be away to singapore to attend my cousins wedding from the 24th to the 27th of november. FUCKED UP BOH.

no ah.

i feel very fucked up lorh.

so SHADDAPS.

and i had so much difficulty looking for the outfits to be worn on the particular day itself. knncb.

oh well. must admit. i am SUPER fat ady. zipper also can get stuck wan for the dress. lucky didn need to lubricate me and then use fire to light the dress to free me from it. most likely theyll make me pay for the dress first, then make me watch it be destroyed less than a second after paying.

at the same time, burning my fats also.

oh well. but at least now i can save! my charles & keith shoes are rescuing me!

okay bye.

wan meh.

2009-11-20T00:45:00.001+08:00

connection is horrid in my room.
nvm that.
more on this post would be how i tried to check my account balance in maybank. thinking that maybe i shud buy all the story books at one go.

when i accessed maybank2u to log in, this came out.

"we are currently refreshing the entire browser, so no bank transactions can be made at this point of time. please come back later. thank you."

deng. BIG SIGN OR NOT.

i will have a smart kid.

2009-11-06T00:25:00.001+08:00

maybe ill sound mean since i dont have a child yet. i wudnt know how it would be so proud-ee-fying that my child knows how to differentiate between a guy and girl toilet.

the other day i was at the toilet, a public toilet of course because people dont come to my house to share toilets.

so as i was peeing, i heard a kid sounding smug, and a mom sounding so proud.

“ehhh! girl!! how you know come in here and not to the other toilet wan??”

“because i saw-i saw the sign here people wearing skirt then i then i come in here . i got skirt. so i come in here! and alot of boyssssss go in the other one.”

“aiyoo! my daughter so clever already! when you know how to differentiate wan?”

“just now i see then i know aledy.”

“sooo clever!!" *speaks to friend in canto* see my daughter so young but so clever d right! aiyah im so lucky.”

a very adorable conversation.

i have a feeling if i ever have a son, my son will definitely follow me to the female toilet, even if he had a choice of going to the male toilet alone.

“boy why you follow me again?”

“i dont know mommy. when some of them wear skirts, they bend down, i got reaction. then can see them pee pee also can watch they call me cute. stay here better. because i pee also happy. boy boy toilet got scary men. they scold me stupid when i stare at their long long thing. make me feel small small also. stay here better. i also happier.”

“good boy. just stay here till ur straight. remind me to get rid of the soft toys in ur room.”

and this would be a result of my husband being a naturally borned hamsap person with hamsap genes.

somehow i just know that whoever it is, it will be hamsap. why.

kura loves me :D

2009-10-21T01:22:00.001+08:00

helo humans!

so this is the post that was spse to be posted up about three days back?but it didnt happen because GENIOUS windows live writer crashed just cz i wanted to insert some lousy emoticon. stupid emoticon. so i learned. everytime i wanna insert an emoticon, i will SAVE MY DRAFT

ANYYWAYY

So on fridayy after my work at 3pm, MoreWomenThanMen [minus ganesh because he’s at bond enjoying all the sun and babes there but you’re with us literally ): n we’ll hv another session when u get back k?!promise!]decided to go for a swim! Lalalalala

We had a good time. Cheems attempted to commit pool murder to me, because he decided to shove me, the fat lump down the slide. He doesn’t understand that fat people like me already have an au natural oil form constantly produced because our body is SO fat that we need to ooze it out somewhere. Its like constant lubricant all over your body. So what happens when you shove a SUPER lubricated human lump down the slide which is FURTHER “lubricated” by water?

Yes, a super fat SPLASH.

Best Part was he was behind of me, and being a head taller against this short person, he kneed my left chubby thigh, and elbowed my shoulder. And water up my nose.

NONID SO PREJUDICED AGAINST FAT PEOPLE WAN!
WE NEED TO BE LOVED TOO!!!! T_____T

maybe if I do a fat jiggle…itll melt people’s hearts and make them love me.

*faster faster roll down chairs!! HAHAHA*
see I got inside joke. You don’t have leh. NGEH.

must sensor. HOHOHO

Of course, it is literally NEVER bickermuch moment unless if theres SOMEONE there to make me bicker about something which I will FRIGGIN do right now.

*inhales*

So you guys must be thinking. Jing, why so rude! People swimming so innocently, then you label people puki. People also got mother born wan!

Now now relax. Of course I have PROPER reasons.

See, I don’t mind people swimming really. In fact, I ADORE swimmers. Theyre like super strong and all right? I mean of course, one fine day, I will grow old and horribly unsightly for swimming garments and young people will then go “UGH look at that wrinkly cellulite-y woman. TAK TAU MALU!!”and then proceed to throw eggs at me.

However, they might think twice when I throw a corourful and flowery float with pokemon drawings into the pool and use it to swim, while waving at them and saying hi.

I mean, fat old round wrinkly has that kind of charm too.

I don’t show off. I CANT SWIM. But if you can good for you. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

Now THIS particular fellow. I was sitting at the pool edge, just giving my legs a lil dip, spreading some jing oil into the pool [no not PEE you morons], and I was CONSIDERATE. There was another guy next to this lucky fellow who was doing laps too. So of course I didn’t sit like in the area where I would like stop them from making their turns and destroying their exercise regime. I sat in the middle. Of course the other guy saw me when he got up to take breathers, and so he swam more towards the side because dude really, you need the WHOLE area to just turn around meh?! No right. So he didn’t make me bicker.

But THIS smart fella, he saw me because he took MUCH MORE BREATHERS than the other guy who was better at it, and REFUSED to move. In fact he swam nearer and more senget towards my side. Wtf. I think he lost his sense of stability. Something wrong with the liquid in his ears that causes him to be stable.

Of course that’s not all. Im BICKERING after all.

Then right, this TORPEDO swimmer wannabe, just comes, and CLEARLY sees im HOLDING friggin camera trying to take a picture for panda and cheems, and just does a 360 flip thing, which unlike torpedo and in his elderly nature state body with no abs and all, just lines like me, just FLIPS and BABOOM, a REAL torpedo effect. Underwater EXPLOSION.

I dodged as far as I could, but there were still drops on my poor camera );

Idiot. You think you who. BLIND wan ah. You wear goggles also cannot see?! Don’t tell me you’re so concentrated. You THINK I dno u kept staring at my chest arh! I go down the water then u go down and never come up for so long and u come up also facing me and like nose bleeding like that. Si beh hamsap apek. SLAP your fucking saggy balls lar! So old d go buy magazine la hou sam lei. My one not for you. Im not saying theyre big or nice or round at all in any way, but seriously. DIDN’T ANYONE TEACH YOU ITS NOT NICE TO STARE?!?!?!?

Knncb and watersplash me two three times smre.

*exhales*

So that’s why, he is a puki

so after the tiring swim, this blob had an outing with one of me good friends whom i hvnt seen in damnnn long because he lc. however, because i kept pestering him about how hungry i was and how sombong he was, he was so irritated that he finally decided to bribe me by bringing me out for a nice dinner!

so we went to kura at one world hotel!

boy was kura happy to have me as a customer.

weeeeeee!

purdy ball? this is my suka rasuah you friend, cheems. throw tantrum and ask him bring u makan !

[only certain people and mwtm applies ] so this is his portion. just this and miso soup.

so here comes mine.

ive been hving this craving la k for jap food. so to order it a la carte is a lil pricey and i din wanna make this poor boy go broke and have his parents hunt me down to return him his money. so RIGHT before i was gng to make him go broke, he found a set that was much more worth it ~~[damn].~~ however, it didnt include my all time craving, jap garlic rice.

so, he said, order the set, because its only RM75 for like a portion two people can eat, and order the rice on its own la. its only like RM5-10 bucks wert.

FINE.

so i did.

but this is the only picture that i can give you BECAUSE THE FILE WAS CORRUPTED WHEN I TRIED TO TRANSFER!!!!

so that is mine la. quite big bowl of rice.

and now, to present, my meal. which most likely coudlve fed a whole village in africa or some poverty striken village . i feel awful.

omfg. i thought i cudnt finish it. im sorry for the ugly salmon picture. ITS ONLY BECAUSE I WAS SO FUCKING HUNGRY AND MY SHORT BODY DIDNT ALLOW ME TO SEE HOW BEAUTIFUL IT WAS THEN BY THE TIME I DIS-ASSEMBLED IT AND STUFFED ONE PART INTO MY MOUTH I CUDNT HELP IT I JUST HAD TO TAKE A PICTURE FIRST SO AT LEAST GOT PICTURE KAYY shaddap.

anyway when the waitress delivered it, i bet she ran back telling everybody about it because CHEEMS here was damn smart. she served it thining we’re sharing but he cleverly pushed all to me and said,”remember dont paiseh just eat everything okay? i belanja wan!! eat more eat more..!”

grrrrr. if only u werent the one paying for the meal.

so .

take a guess on whether i finished it yea ?

hohohohoho!!!!

whos ya daddy now cheems!

wasted. tempura. sauce.

when the waiter came in to take order from cheems for their green tea ice cream, he seemd rather shocked that i ate everything.

when he came back, he came back with two green tea ice cream. however we only ordered one.

“hey we only ordered one green tea ice cream.”

“oh…uhm..this one is urh…complimentary.”

*pushes green tea ice cream towards me while trying not to laugh while at the same time staring at the mess that i made*

they think im a barbarian.

but…

who the hell gives a fuck?!

FREE FRIGGIN ICE CREAM LEH!!!

thanks cheems (:

supalove

HAH.

2009-10-20T02:18:00.001+08:00

bet you all thought i was gng to update about that post i was spse to update with but failed cz of effing windows right. NOP. :D tmrw lar k HAHAHAHAH.

supalove.

quote.

2009-10-20T02:16:00.001+08:00

"We are not against entertainment, but it's the way she performs -- her gyrating moves on stage and her sexy outfits. It will erode the moral values of our young people," PAS youth chief Nasruddin Hassan Tantawi told AFP.

HAHAHAHAHA. how humourfying to see the words “erode”,”moral values” and “young people” put together in a sentence. and of all people, BEYONCE will be the one eroding it. COCKANDBULL.

what kind of MORAL value do WE really have?

i mean GOOD GOD. are they SO frickin conservative to the extent that they do not know that every young PERSON watches porn at home and dry humps anyone in a club upon alcohol consumption, and videos of factory workers having a quickie in a room while some other dude is wanking and filming at the same friggin time??

i guess if that is considered very moral of us, then i spse i got the definition all wrong.

And FUCK you because the WAY SHE PERFORMS is what makes her AWESOME and the BEST PERFORMER in the world*no pun intended to taylor swift she’s awesome too*. you think if they gave you idiots 10 minutes on stage, you could turn the whole crowd into party mode like how she can and at the same time touch peoples’ lives and hearts with the way she performs and sings? i really DO NOT think so.

the fact that she still wants to come here after cancelling it due to some kind of funky ass protest that you guys wanted to do is just TOO NOBLE of her. seriously. and to get thru all the things like this.

fools. why not we all wrap ourselves up in towels as our undergarments, and then wear our tshirts outside of it. and THEN we dance like whores. STILL TOO CONSERVATIVE?

maybe we shud instead just stand there. THEN itll suit their bloody tastes. how turning on and professionally talented is that.

i hate you windows live writer but love you.

2009-10-17T17:25:00.001+08:00

I BLOGGED ABOUT YDAY AND EVERYTHING WAS GONE JUST LIKE THAT SO IM DAMN PISSED OFF NOW AND I WONT BLOG FOR A WHILE KNNCB MY CREATIVE WRITING ALL GO DOWN THE DRAIN WARGH.

staying.

2009-10-16T00:13:00.001+08:00

so its confirmed.

i am defo staying here for my whole course duration.

hahahahhaa.

sigh. sad really. but its okay. lets just try to make the best outta it?

aku cinta malaysia.

i suppose.

this caught my eye. its a sign.

2009-10-11T03:23:00.003+08:00

okay FINE. i get it. ill go sleep now. deng.

CheeCheeCheeCheeCHEEERIO Day :D

2009-10-11T03:23:00.001+08:00

of course her birthday wasnt yday.

but josh frm advertlets and the owner of mansion was very very VERY kind, to have free flow of alco for us. of course no beer, but black label is good enuf. sadly i cudnt stay long because i is having a curfew and mummeh wasnt happy at all lately. must understand, women will hit midlife crisis, aka MENOPAUSE, every husbands’ and family members’ WORST nightmare.

so anywayyy it was my first time at mansion, and of course as i was rushing, i forgot that i hvnt been charging my camera battery, and thus causing my camera battery to die one me before i got the chance to shoot meself a picture of me and the cheerio.

so photos which are damn friggin obviously taken using a dslr, then u knw lar. my camera so ciplakk…but good enuf for a blob like me. :D

yes i also dyed my hair! :D

like anot?! hohohoo.

nananana. i also finally bought myself the body shop spa set, where i get to spa myself every week HOHOHO. damn relaxing. now i feel damn smooth. and very very sleepy. a nice cuddle to bed wud be uber sweet.

anyway YA’LL SHUD BUY IT!

*20 minutes pause*

i realized that i cant find any pictures of the set i just bought online, even on its own.

i think ive been conned.

nevermind.

also

this is damn nice. of course, priced at RM39.90, ud think its not worth it. but because RM30.00 goes to the organization where we raise funds to aid those who have been victims to human trafficking, at the same time raising awareness about this issue, it makes it worth it. plus, everytime i use it, i feel like im finally doing something good to the world. insignificant, !but at least something. AND IT MAKES MY HANDS FEEL DAMN NICE HOHOHO now at least men will want to touch and hold my hands and maybe marry me wakakakakakaka *stupidjingshuttupnow*

okay im sleepy now bye. at least i updated. hoho.

now to figure out and try and install my stupid bamboo widget onto my desktop tmrws. lalala

367th day. because its the 6th.

2009-10-06T02:12:00.001+08:00

its been a year. plus. hehe.

im sorry i didnt blog straightaway but this is something private. but these pictures, i spse i need to show. maybe im psycho, but it really feels like u were looking at me and laughing at my stupidity for trying to get good shots of the whole thing, with only candles as my lighting. oh well.

its not the best shot in the world. but its the only thing i have left of you. i spse the remaining pictures that i took will only be shared elsewhere. not with the world.

i love you. although i havent heard from you, havent seen you for 367 days, itll never change. im always there with you. madagascar two was good wasnt it? i guess it was worth waiting to watch it only now.

this is getting too public.

wine you hipiggy love.

here is my toe.

2009-09-27T23:16:00.001+08:00

as promised.

these are my fruitified toes before. [i knw my feet damn ugly SHADDAP]

n this is my poor bandaged baby toe after. it was so gross i cudnt even think of taking a picture n showing it to u sick sick ppl who find joy in my pain and suffering. i cudnt even use the blanket to cover my toes or feet because everytime when i stretch or move it moves the bandage THUS moving my toenail THUS hurting my bare naked toe.

sigh.

removing these extensions soon.I CANT WEAR MY EFFING HEELS CZ OF THEM! already im short enough !!! UNFAIRNESS!

oh and caramel syrup is my SECOND favourite syrup at starbucks right now.

HAZELNUT IS THE SHIT!

okbye.

yeayy ive got picturess dont ditchh meee

2009-09-25T15:05:00.001+08:00

attended another lapsap event at barsonic about two saturdays ago with brian, amanda, cheems & yik!

i love how people actually wear evening gowns to clubs n think its okay.

oh, and i wore SNEAKERS for the v first time! see jing is a very smart girl. she woke up one day, all sleepy and groggy, and wanted to get her starbucks shirt from downstairs to change in her room. as she slugged herself back upstairs with half opened eyes, jing didnt realize that she completely closed her eyes at one point and thus leading her to kick the corner of her mini sofa chair outside her room, and the best part is that she just got nail extensions done. so her baby toe, of all toes, hit the corner of the sofa, which then led to half the nail dangling off her toe, and the other still intact. blood started spurting out from every direction, n i left a mini toe sized pool of blood everywhere i went. i now know how the people in 'Saw’ movies feel when theyre desperate to cut off their body parts because it was so painful n disgusting, i wanted to rip it off but it was too painful for me to rip.

i ended up having a bandaged toe. id post up the pictures, but lets just save that for another day.

lapsap pictures! creds to bforbrian, or ze pineapple.

muh jack purcells. and amandas cshoes which reminds me of my tap shoes/jazz shoes.

its cool to smoke lego ciggs. meet yik. and thts my ass. of course, this shot was taken by brian

LETS DO THE AMANDA!

OHM.

this makes me laugh

2009-08-21T17:38:00.001+08:00

You're a pussy.Otherwise known as the

vagina,snatch,gash,poon,love socket,fleshy

taco. You may not be the prettiest of body

parts,especially when you let your beard

grow uncontrollably,but you make men feel

warm and safe.Most of the time.There are a

few days a month when,well,lets face it,you

make us see red and you walk around

surrounded by a bitch all the time.

of course this is not my result. check facebook for mine. the irony. HAHAHA

tonights gna be a good good nightt (:

2009-08-21T03:31:00.001+08:00

hahahha

short post without pictures cz NONE of us bawa camera.

but anyway went out to blanc and space with amanda, deb, liz, ganeshram, hizwan, sri n all.

hahahaha

had a good night with the girls.

complete girls night out lar.

i like being high. it makes you forget about everything and just live in the friggin moment, and makes you think that everything tht isnt yours, yours. of course you wake up from this dream feeling FUCK why cant i feel so happy like this all the time, but too bad. reality’s a bitch.

i had a good time girls [hahahahah like us on the dance floor much?]

i guess thats the plus point of drinking every once in a while. reward yourself with something that u cant get, but u fantasize that u can get it, even just for that particular moment, it just makes you feel that slice of heaven that youve missed after so long.

YES im bloggin after i just got back from shots and cocktails and whatnots but i didn pay! so shudthefackup.

loves

sometimes, i just feel like im a beggar. but maybe itll be worth it

Starbucks101

2009-08-19T03:09:00.001+08:00

so i have now started working at starbucks, ss2 branch. :D

TODAY was my first day HOHOHOHO

i wasnt even hungry nor was i looking forward to my break.i was more interested in mastering all the recipes and making it my own.

but anyway i was happy that i learnt all the frap recipes. n holy i made my fav drink! vanilla cream based frap with whip cream, caramel and chocolate drizzle with vanilla,chocolate and a hint of cinnamon powder! employee drink! hohoho

but i signed an agreement that any of these things can results in immediate termination + heavy court punishment

heres a shot of it.

shut up with the omfg it looks disgusting and not as good as how i described it.

i was already finishing it and that delicious sweet whipped cream was all over my face whn i realized i felt like tweeting[but 3G failed on me]n i decided to cincai take a friggin picture.

but it was AWESOME.

change in colour

2009-08-17T03:30:00.001+08:00

ooohh btws, i is berchanged my hair colour. its not super blonde anymore. that colour was wayyyy off man srsly –.- espesh on me.

picctures after my bacterial infection on my face goes away k.

loveloves.

FINALLY

2009-08-17T03:24:00.003+08:00

the post below is a DAMN late post.

because the FTP hosting thingy didnt work and it pissed me off beyond hell and i was trying so hard to fix the bug n at the sme time MSN was gng off so much ): sry to those i didnt reply for really long.

well anyway! that was juice. this is MWTM[minus dharma]outing for our debut in lapsap’s event. FINALLY, my dream comes true. amandas 723641273901millionth time la,but of course her FIRST with us. and also first in clubbing night i think –.-

picture creds to amanda choe (:

i b loving this shot (:

chaperones :D

baby is a killa pandas gonetonights gonna be a good good nighttt :D

of course it was an even better night to see hear and appreciate the drunkness of chew chui yi.

good night all (:

i will blog so much your eyes will bleed.

2009-08-17T02:38:00.001+08:00

Picasa Content

so chui introd me into this windows live writer thing.

n im loving it.

yes the layout for mine is a lil off but the alignment makes up for it.

so prepare to bleed ur eyes out with the amount of pictures i will oh so kindly load since now its SOOO much friggin easier.

plus bitch as this is like using microsoft publisherr. if it wasnt for the vulnerability of windows to be easily hacked, i wud heart it.

but i is staying loyal to mac. :D

they is berawesomes!

okay since these pictures were alrdy loaded last night whn i was trying it out, i went for Juice’s Anniversary at Ministry of Sound, with a cool ass theme of neon colours;aka to be lala, but with stylee.

i already pull off the looks part.

plus point of this event was panda’s boy was walking the catwalk. hohoho

go brian! :D

i know la paria shots all. SHAAAADAP.got pictures see then SHAAAADAP.

i like views like these in the club. also this proves smtg. see how even if this IS his sense of style normally, it is definitely an a-ok here in this neonfied event. :D

lalalala

2009-08-14T02:03:00.001+08:00

dont fail me.

2009-08-07T03:02:00.001+08:00

if you love something, let it go.
if it was meant to be, itll come back to you.

dont fail me dear quote.

LOL

2009-07-31T15:21:00.001+08:00

its amazing how at one point you THINK u know those people are ur friends, listening to you and understanding and not because theyre like everybody else who really just wants to kepoh and know about something drama enough to fill their empty lives.

but guess its always the curiosity that triumphs over the understanding part of being a "friend".

friends are always overrated anyway right?

LOL.

all i can say is, take care of yourselves lah k. hahahaha. have a fun ride (:

show off smre lah.

2009-07-27T02:58:00.002+08:00

so i signed up with california fitness, Rm150 a month without contract so i can leave them at any point of time.

so i decided to hit the gym last week, n i feel so awkward being in a new gym.

this place has mirrors left front right and back if it wasnt for the 2nd floor balcony.
usually when i cycle, i dont have to worry much about how i tired i look after a measly 5 minutes, nor do i care about my side profile [big tummy bulging out of nowhere].

but NOW.

i see how shitty and disgusting n pathetic i look like on the cycler, and how digusting my tummy looks like evrytime i try to laze and just slouch on the chair.

so NOW, i need to care. because there are mirrors EVERYWHERE, n ppl always tend to pick n stare n observe, like im some kind of scientific experiement, on the short fat fuck. ME.

not only that, me, being a kiasu, cycled as long as i could eventhough i didnt know how to function this stupid new cycler thing. compared to celebrity, this cycler was kinda cool. maybe TOO futuristic for me. pfft.

they set 20 minutes on the thing. i didnt know how to change it so i decided not to do anything like a moron . then this guy sits next to me. SO many other cyclers but he picked me. then he talked on his phone which i clearly didnt hear because i had my headphones on, but i cud somehow hear his voice. yerck.

then i noticed that he kept looking at my speed and my time left n the way i cycled so being kiasu, i cycled even faster while cussing underneath my breath on how silly this old fellow looked like with his tight short red with blue stripes pants and too tight a top which matches the colour of his pants. dude, it looked like a frickin leotard.

so when i ws done, i didnt even bother doing the cooldown period of 2 minutes. i just wanted to get away from his stare.

feeling proud of myself for not collapsing down the staircase to the 1st floor, i went in for the dance class.

as i came out, huffin n puffin n downing my last gulp of water from my water bottle, i hear the same irritable voice i heard from the cycling earlier.

i slowly turned to my left, to face the cycling room, and there he was. mr.superman coloured leotard minus the yellow and the S sign, sitting on the MAIN cycling machine, cycling, counting 1 2 3 4 and HUP HUP HUP and PUSH PUSH PUSH to the almost full class of other cyclers down below.

....

n worse part.

he saw me.

FUCK.

malu anot.

and now i hvnt been to the gym since that day, almost one week already, and im putting on so much bloody weight its not even funny anymore.

):

im fat. im dpressed.

but i was happy today. because i finally figured out what i wanted to eat.

i cant bliv i was actually dpresed and moodless and aimless for more than 5 days, because i cudnt figure out what my body was craving for.

until fushen and jingi cooked up ramlee burger.

i am now happy.

must go gym tmrw.

OH.

will blog about lapsap's 2nd anniversary once i get pics from amanda :D LUNCH TMRW! HOHOHO.

it was the bomb.

not only was the company and music good, CHUI FINALLY GOT DRUNK. :D

im always drunk so its not fun anymore. HAHAHAHAH.

later.

omfg.

2009-07-20T04:12:00.002+08:00

PCD can move aside [for a while]

paradiso girls damn bloody hot wei!!!
im such a bloody fat lump piece of disgrace ):

aria is damnnnnn hot. *drools* ill do her.

peekadeedoo (:

2009-07-15T02:55:00.003+08:00

a.l i l.l e g o.s u r p r i s e.l o v e (:

merlionnnn :D rwar.

2009-07-14T23:55:00.003+08:00

ill let the pictures do most of the talking.

but of course not without a session or a round of bitching and letting you people judge me first :D

sister and i went to singapore because we wanted to check out her art school that she's interested in going. so i suggested the cheaper way of taking car. i dont mind driving long distance really!

but dad said no. we're taking the plane. and of course i expected malaysia airlines. not business class, but economy. and its good enough for me! ~~butofcourseidontmindbusinessclasslarh~~

so ANYWAY here comes my mom calling me n my sister down to the living room two days before we were spse to leave, telling that we're taking AIRASIA.

*horror drumroll*

i dont mind buying cheap clothes.
i dont mind eating cheap food.

BUT I CANNOT TAKE AIRASIA.

i am a person who is afraid of heights. yes i take roller coasters, and think that they are a nice way to somehow manja with someone that uve been eyeing eventhough ur not afraid of it, or to cry and get attention or to just show off to another bitch that ur tougher than she is, but DUDE. this is FLYING IN THE AIR. the only thing that is there to frickin save me is a bloody life jacket. and THAT doesnt even DEPLOY a parachute out of my ass!

besides that,a measely safety belt is all there is.

if my seat executes a parachute, fine.

BUT NO IT DOESNT HAPPEN.

and i hvnt had good feedback from air asia.

AND they dont depart from KLIA.

i despise LCCT. because here, security SUCKS BALLS, and u will potentially be STALKED by the million other people who want to save on air tickets, such as those ppl la from the neighbours. and they are all HAMSAP.

not all. but MOST OF THEM ARE.

so here i am throwing a minor tantrum and showing a face on NOT AGREEING on taking airasia.but my sister calls me spoilt and my parents starts to nag. well. what to do. suffer only lah.

on the day of the flight, my sister notices that we were NOT reaching KLIA, but an airport that is almost like subang's airport, but uglier. and. more. dangerous looking.

so here we are, two girls, tickets, and bags.

and we get eyed on by this horrid group of bangladeshis. we were thinking, walk slower, and they wont follow. let them go thru the bloody customs first, then they will move on. because im sure security will ask them to not hog the tiny escalator right??

so the last one passes thru the customs. sis n i goes for our turn.

THEY WAIT THERE.

ohmyholyfrickingmotherofallgodshelpus.

we walk as fast as we can to reach the escalator, and we can hear them sniggering and nudging each other already from very very far away, and they say " hi hi hi hi hi hi hohoho somethinginbangladeshi hi".

holy.

run.

i saw them boarding up the bangladesh plane. or some other countrys plane.

vadeva. GOOD.

as i was calming myself down, to prepare myself to go on this horrid flight,my sister fills me in on a very very VERY important fact that made my period blood that was stuck in my uterus all FLOW out in one shot, and a lil fart at the end.

"they buy second hand aeroplanes."

.....

"flight AK701 to Singapore, please proceed to gate D40 for boarding."

fuck balls.

la salle school of arts

she enjoys, le size.

so purrddy.

I WANT THIS ALL IN MY ROOM.

bookstore heaven. ONE WHOLE FRICKIN FLOOR.

fear in zouk singapore.

malibu pineapple!

mambo jambo michael jackson.

AWESOME place to hang out.

notice the wheelchairs.
and the IV drop packet. thats the drink.

this is the chinese club, DRAGONFLY :D

as promised. the video :D
HAHAHAHAHAH

notice what the waitresses are wearing.
ONLY GIRLS ARE HIRED :D

say hi hipiggy (:

in singapore, they bring the karaoke, to you.

why would u stuff an innocent creature like this up ur ...

FINALLY. SHURE!!! HEADPHONES + MIC FOR MY IPHONE!!
BEYOND AWESOME.

i wouldve bought bose, since i AM a huge fan.
BUT IT WOULDVE COSTED ME 400 SINGAPORE DOLLARS!!
GO CONVERT YOURSELF!

national library.
i never have to waste money and consume food at mcds or starbucks again!

pretty moon with boat lights.

sorry about the pictures. malas to edit. :D click to open maybe?

2009-07-10T02:09:00.002+08:00

im home !! :D
ive been away to singapore. explains me being MIA from my blog. otherwise i wud be updating!

so updates after editing some pictures.

TOP NEWS :
partying in ZOUK singapore is like partying in my room. just that my room will be better. trust me.

I LOVE MY CHEAP ASS COUNTRY.

Dragonfly, a Singapore club plays CHINESE remixes in the club. CHINESE SONGS. SUPA cool. HAHAHAHAH. damn adorable.

anyway updates real soon. promise. AND sneak preview on dragonfly. (;

ANDDDDD.

VOTE FOR AMANDA CHOEEE!!!

just register at ruumz and you'll b on ya way to seeing amanda being the next ruumate!!

PLUS. you get to win goodies !! i won. no shit. im gng to collect it tmrw!!hoho.whos not a slut for freebies? anyway. VOTE.

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FUCK m rempits.

2009-07-01T22:47:00.002+08:00

there are many many MANY kinds.

no exception, i hate all of em. including my own.

but really, THESE bunch really think theyre all damn fucking cool riding on bikes which are so dirt cheap for first hands, but they still need to buy 2nd hand ones. well cant blame them since i doubt theyd be able to buy the first hand ones. I cant afford it i know. but its cz im not working yet. even if i AM working, it would NEVER be near me. unless if its a ducati.

if u all read my tweet earlier in the day, i was really fired up almost thruout the day, but mainly at that point of time, i was angry enough to wish [not wish like really was looking for a gun in my car or a tazer that my dad has] to fucking hurt that chibai skinny anorexic cannot make it chibai lanjiao face.

lets put it that way. the jam started at 4.00pm. WHO WOULD HAVE PREDICTED IT RIGHT?!

so normal lah, i got irritated. SS2 WAY ALSO JAM.

then nevermind need to fight already because all the cars were pushing me to the back of the line right. so i did, and this bus just turned out so like alot of cars were slowing down on the left lane, and i cut out to the right, only to start to tekan on the NO CAR AT ALL right lane when these couple motorcylists just ZOOMED out from nowhere. i horn kao them la! but they said sorry. nevermind. then i tekan again and CLEARLY no space to go already if anybody wanted to cut right, then here comes the SUPER chibai lanjiao sau mang kai face with a FUCKING ugly purple sweater that is like fading in patches means its all his fucking sweat points like his armpits and tits which got damn alot of hair can cover three times the amazon distance; and also with a fucking ugly purple colour chibai lanjiao motosikal that makes my grandma gold tongkat look 10 times more appealing!

he just ZOOMS in between the tiny face and BRAKES in front of my car and does a whole corner rempit style motor cannot make it drifting thing in front of me, making me JAM break my car, causing the car at the back of me to JAM break as well, nearly causing a CHAIN fucking accident because of that piece of babi.

KNNCB LU EH LAU BU I HORN KAO HIM LA!

instead the fella doesnt even say sorry like the other couple, and sped off. CHIBAIKIA.

look, the only reason why i got EVEN MORE fired up was, he was in front of me, and motorcyclists are sppse to keep left regardless of where the hell you are because YOUR kind of chibai face people always make it so inconvenient for us decent fucking drivers to drive on the road because u CHIBAI people always bang our car and YOU pretend to fucking fall down and then we have to fucking pay you. NO MONEY THEN GO FIND A DECENT FUCKING JOB CHIBAI FACE.

but then nobody also wanna hire someone that looks like a fucking fungee all day right that emits odours WORSE than a human dead body and the rafflesia flower combined!!!!

ANYWAY, this chibai fucker BLOCK my lane when on his left DAMN ALOT of fucking spce. and he keep BREAKING n SWAYING left to right.

so i horn him.

then he break entirely, stopping in the middle of the road, then he slowly turn around with his pan lan yeng and pan sai yeh ugly beaten up red colour also cannot see karating helmet, cock stare me with his tiny anorexic small eyes small nose thin lips ugly misai face [which im sure he thinks is damn 7 cute] trying to scare me. SORRY LAH, face that looks like something i just shitted out of my asshole does NOT scare me. in fact it DISGUSTS me and AMUSES me that you would think it would make me scared okay.

so i stopped next to him slowly and purposely corner him making him feel as if im about to knock him which im SURE pissed him off because he wobbled on his broken and beaten up ugly purple motorcycle and looked up with his shit face again then started shouting

"APA MAU APA MAU BABI PAU PAU PAU PAU PAU PUKUL KAMU PAU PAU PAU!!"

.....

i just didnt know whether to laugh, feel pity for him, or just....laugh.

well he didnt say pau i suppose. but then all i heard was pau. i mean u gotta understand, for someone that shit face with a cock as a face walking around all day which can eventually turn into a chibai [i dont know how] then also can be shit face to others, speech sure got some form of impairment wan. need to adjust to the different hole sizes and mouth movements. poor little fellow. no money for speech therapy smre.

i follow and yell la! CALL ME PAU THEN WANT TO THREATEN TO HIT A PAU SMRE! CHIBAIKIA NEVER DIE BEFORE SMRE GO WRONG LANE AND CUT OUT LIKE THAT!

"CHIBAI YOU CUT OUT LIKE THAT WANT TO FUCKING DIE AH KNNLAUBU!!!!"

then i scared him again and sped off.

only to be stopped by the traffic light.

malu.

then i sppse the moron missed his turning since his eyes also more cocked than mine, angry then he not happy that i got the issue right that he wanted to die by cutting out like that, he zoom past, i heard pau again, then he kicked my car.

he fucking kicked my car.

i horn all the way.

he sped off the red light.

stupid pau boy.

oh and another thing. HE WAS FROM KLTN. or KDH i dont know.

EH CHIBAI KAMPUNG BABI PUNYA BONTOT!!!! IF YOU'RE NOT FROM FUCKING KL, THEN DONT DRIVE LIKE YOU KNOW THE FUCKING PLACE LA OKAY?! WEEEE DONT WANT HIGH DEATH TOLL RATES AND INSURANCE CANNOT ALWAYS CLAIM WAN HALO. YOU USE TONGKAT ALI OR SOME KIND OF CHIBAI HERB BACK IN YOUR CHIBAI KAMPUNG THEN TOO BAD LAH. OVER HERE, ITS DEATH. OKAY?! IN FACT BETTER DONT TELL WHERE U CAME FROM. MAKE YOUR FUCKING KAMPUNG MALU ONLY U KNOW KICK BIG CAR.

u think what. gangster issit.

come la. see who win. u DARE hit a girls car, means u can hit a girl. but then for someone whose face which can constantly morph between a lanjiao, chibai and shitface, quite the damn fucking yeng. i think from shit can morph into a fucking asshole already soon. no wonder keep calling me pau. mouth must be impaired.

misai also tak macam misai. it looks like i took my finger, dipped it in my shit, and drew a line across ur upper lip. MATA pun takleh buka, then DONT fucking kick my car la fuckface!

all these people seriously, pan sai yeh. PADAHAL wake up dont even fucking look in the mirror before going out. tak tau muka like fucking BABI LEMBU like that, then AS IF LA like damn angel right. whats the point of praying ah i ask you? every friday guilt trip ah? try to make yourself feel better only issit? no point if ur cmg out kicking cars and runnin red lights and calling people pau.

maybe its a new swear word.

go fuck an ass la you.

excuses after excuses after excuses

2009-06-27T07:08:00.001+08:00

gah.

first i wanted to copy the pictures.
it not only took a while to load, but the moment i was done sorting my other pictures, my whole house went into an electrical shutdown.

in other normal words, no electricity.

so kaput. by the time i copied the pictures, i had no mood to open picasa to edit one by one.

because i saw that i had over a 100 pictures to edit[including my camwhoric pictures shy ahem shy]

now its 7.10 am, and i got to get my ass to urbanscapes later in the afternoon with chui and ewie. but however i dno how the hell i can wake up later. but nevermind, i shall try my very best because apprntly damn fucking alot of online shops are gng to b there. so i is must go.

FUCK i just realized 100 bucks at home. THIS IS NOT GOOD.

computer says no.

confusion.

2009-06-26T05:10:00.002+08:00

lol.

sometimes i wonder whether im just being mean to not listen, or that its the right thing to do.

i think its the right thing to do really. its fair. but at the same time what if im the only source of comfort? lol. then ill be wrng again and feeling guilty, again.

but its not MY responsibility . there are proper reasonings here for my decision. and in fact i feel irritated and repulsed that it even happnd. why did i even listen?

next time, ill just shaddap.

they alrdy think im nasty anyway.
s.

exams.over.yeay.

2009-06-26T05:01:00.002+08:00

exams are finally over and done with, assignments too.

which means im done with this semester!!wooooo!!!

but not yet time to party. because results arent out >>

which will be painful.

but ANYWAY. it means i got more time to spam my blog now. hohoho.
first off i cant find my stupid memory card reader because most likely my sister took it.
so i cant upload photos of tonight yet[yes i ended yesterday and i already went out partying.no not hardcore yet just in support of my beloved friend :D]

besides the point, because of two aussie people, malaysia is not infected with H1N1, and my primary school, assunta, is now closed. so those lousy brats have about a months time of hols. stupid. why dont they close monash?! WE HAVE MORE INFO IN OUR BRAINS THAN THOSE MINIONS!!!!

choichoichoi monash better not have H1N1.

but then again i already went to MOS.
oh good God lets just hope the vaccination jab works.

....
then again the doc said it only prevents it from most likely happening but most likely if possible it might happen and then omg boom i have the disease then quarantine at home then omfg.

i can see my future. sitting down, tiubs everywhere, with cheesy puffs at the corner of my computer table with my dirty cheesy fingers typing away at the keyboard, either spamming my blog and twitter on how pathetic my life is, and playing DOTA or WOW and making myself obese with 10000000+ power glasses where the lens are so heavy i need a table to rest them on. its like using a telescope, but worse. it magnifies my eyes size.

i think my parents might just throw me into a bin at home and quarantine me there.
THEN NO COMPUTER?!
OMFGOMFGOMFOMFGNOOOO
what if they pour leftovers and poop on me because they forgot they have a daughter there!?!?

then i can write my own disturbing childhood novel and let people buy since humans like these weird weird sad sad things.

okay 5am already. tmrw got long day. die die die.

hope my parents wont say much about me gng out . . ..
but i AM getting tired. so i guess that counts.

pictures tmrw!

oh yeah. VOTE FOR AMANDA CHOE IN RUUMZ!!!! just sign up and vote. very the damn easy.

PROMISE PROMISE PROMISE

2009-06-09T00:38:00.001+08:00

AFTER 24TH I UPDATE KAO KAO UNTIL YOU ALL MIGHT DIE READING.
promise.

now exams.
i might not mke it through.
please pray for me.
*tidal wave of tears*

happy mothers day (:

2009-05-10T23:25:00.003+08:00

happy mothers day mommeh.
im sorry instead of me spending for you you spent on me at giant.
but i guess it only goes to show how big your role is as a mother to me.
to ensure i dont starve and die and rot.

i love yous.

quickie wicky.

2009-05-03T00:22:00.002+08:00

was out buying dvds with my sister, and another gay movie dvd was outta stock. so we had to choose another free dvd since we bought 5.

so i swear to god, whispered to my sister orgy [cz there is a movie called orgies and the meaning of life fool], but i do not know how in gods name did those guys here, and i swear i almost did the whole stare at him omg you cant speak english face and burst out laughing.

"you want or-gee or-gee?this one?" [jabs and points at the dvd]
[controlling badly] "yes please . orGIE."
"yes yes OR-GEE OR-GEE movie."

[yelling at his mate]"HOI. YAT GAO OR-GEE MOVIE OI."

in canto.

in english, hoi one or-gee movie oi.

i think you guys might be giving the o.O face. but wtheck it WAS funny. you just jealous u guys werent there.

HAH.

lonely la you.

2009-04-29T15:32:00.001+08:00

some people think the world revolves around them, and that what everyone else ever thinks about is them.

yeah thats true.

everyone thinks of how retarded that person is . how does that give one much satisfaction?
riight, in the eyes of a psycho, i guess being thought about is all that matters (:

go suck yourself.

):

2009-04-25T16:32:00.001+08:00

ideclinedthejobideclinedthejobideclinedthejobideclinedthejob
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);

YES LAH.

2009-04-17T19:35:00.000+08:00

IGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOB
IGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOB
IGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOB
IGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOBIGOTTHEJOB

hi love (:

2009-04-17T04:54:00.002+08:00

its 17th of april again.
physically, you're not here.
but i cant help but feel that you keep pestering me from every odd angles, just because you are invisible.
show off ay?!

but hehe anyway i like it, because you're keeping to your promise love. (:
that you'll be there everytime that i need you to be.

not too much, not too little.
but i do wish to see more ):

happy birthday my dear hipiggy.
i hope my presents are enough (:
.
i promise [so long the Mighty one up there allows me to yeah?]

i love you more every single day.
i miss you more every single second.

you likey.

2009-04-16T04:38:00.002+08:00

like my new layout ?
:D

youd better.
personalized links coming up soon.

(:

envy my green spots on my bum.

2009-04-16T01:29:00.004+08:00

:D

i know you're like damn wtf by my title la. but ngeh me no care of you. me care more of my feelings.

so i was tagged by pandalove to do this, and i bet the competition is over anyway. but ngeh. i want lah! i like posting purddddyyyy plastic surgeryfyied pictures of myself online.

so remember my last post [i bet you dont but anyway] where i said ull be scared at my next post since there will be MORE things??

so here they are (:

[but i just realized not really alot larh so hailat dont kill me please i love you long time]

Five things that i gets me green with envy from my hair roots all the way down to my asshole and my toes and fingers also since theyve gone green recently :

1. People who look damn fucking good&sexy from upward shots of themselves

mahai everytime i try to do it i look like some fucking big ass mutated trying to shit but cannot shit fat lump and a sorry excuse for being a girl.

look at these gorgeous people please :

angelababy.

she is much well knowned. also like dy who refuses to admit plastic surgery i suppose, but still gorgeous and doesnt go around boasting as much i guess.

as compared to me , the shit hole WITH plastic surgery.

. . . . .

superfail.com

2. People who can take gorgeous sepia shots as if they were really from the past [or evoke some kind of nostalgic feeling from it]

aih when i take sepia shots, i look like i actually took some kind of drug shot.

compare bah :

please prepare another vomit bag since i assume ur just used one was full :

( T_____________________T )
mine evokes a feeling allright.
nausea.
or that you would like to shoot me and confiscate my camera now.

3. People who look good with their mouths full of food.

okay just note this. i was finding pictures VIA GOOGLE IMAGES. so whatever i typed [which will not be disclosed in this blog for fear of offending people] in it resulted in the photos that i found. and to not infringe any form of copyright or cause any impression of stalker personality deep down within me, this picture was taken from the blog of lingalicious.blogspot.com/

well she IS pretty now isnt she ?

unlike the cow.

plastic surgery was clearly a waste of my money.
not a good form of investment.

4. People who can dance so well at their tender ages.

there are 11-12 year olds [or younger] who can dance so fucking well its sickening to watch and it makes me feel that i shouldnt even be human anymore. i should might as well bring my sorry ass to the grass fields and join my fellow cow friends munching on grass, since thats what i mostly do during my free time anyway [but my form of milk comes only every month but in a different colour and does not taste good nor is it healthy in any way].

5. People who keep boasting about the prestigious goodies they are showered with every damn minute of the day by their boyfriends/pimps/whtvr.

sigh. people like me can only sit down on the sidelines and watch and hope one day i can throw an LV luggage at the beggar as a form of donation and have many more to spare. My current wardrobe looks like this :

so forgive me when i take a little longer to come out please. it really IS hard to look for something PRESTIGIOUS to wear to match up with you people.

of course. you people must be thinking,

"WHY in gods name is she envious of 5 such shallow things when she can be envying angelina jolie for looking so fucking gorgeous and saving 10 kids with one hand and the world with the other and satisfying brad pitt just by looking the way she is and nelson mendela doing his thangg for africa."

simple.

because im me, and im not even 20 yet, and there is still space for me to be shallow before i get so deep you dont even get what the fuck im envious about because by then maybe im deeper than you are.

why am i so wise and clever ? because i was dropped about 10 times as a child from various heights, rolled down staircases to get to my source of food downstairs, and i drank promil 123 [stopped production i think. i am one of the products, so go figure].

and this is my post. :D

sick of me yet ?

for i am still mutating on my study chair.

2009-04-07T00:17:00.004+08:00

HELLO.

i am finally back.

and i shall firstly entertain you on my pictures.
because they are of such gorgeousness that you cannot even take your eyes away.
and it is only gorgeous because of my friends who make me look like shit but anyway thats the whole reason why you bunch of people blog hop anyway. to look at pictures point judge and laugh and snicker and fill your lives that way.

how meaningful.

cheryl baby's birthday

this two pictures, is to remind myself when im lonely and i have nothing to do and read my own blog to increase the hit counter, that a single portion at itallianies must not be taken seriously.

and you thought a credit crunch would stop these people.

happy birthday babygirl (:

followed by a night at helo bali, my first exp there.
which was rather hillarious. and rather damn fail lah right.
whereby i realized im not as thick face as last time anymore. in fact im a chicken who hides in the egg shell of her chick's egg shell.

damn fail!!!

intro;the two red chickens who could.

a few days later, i failed in uni again.

i failed even worse by putting facebook to actual use after so long.

ahhh bah.
then it was followed by kelseys bunnilicious mexicano birthday, and melodys sexy 21st at duta vista.

im sorry but i dont know how it came out so small and im getting sleepy so fudge off.
kelsey is damn hot.
and ull always be for every single birthday and day to come (:

gimme some hair.

intro; the little guy who could get high on cheese.

KELSEYYYYYYYYY!

.....
YES LAH. :D :D :D

following day was cheng ming.
mentally and emotionally draining, which of course led to very very very very SNAIL SPEED AHEAD progress for my assignments, thus leading me to be two days delayed in my time.

i miss you more than ever ):

and since this friday is good friday [wtf man of course it is] and since it is of course a good public holiday, i shall then cross my fingers all the way to my ass and everything and anything else that i can find to cross to hope that an extension will be given just like my dear stats teacher gave us an extension for our online quiz which is technically assignment 2 on friday.

business law is a killer, and i tell you people that i am fucking JUSTICE JING.

"im jing, JUSTICE, jing. the one and only fat justice you will ever know."

taking law this semester thus resulted me to put a new disclaimer note at the bottom of my blog! ^___^ [note : to be put up after i get some sleep]

because i know some of you sadistic people later nothing else better to do want to put my justice skills to the test find some kinky way to sue me on the things i say.

i swear this is one of the most picturefied post eva. BUT NOT AS MUCH AS COMPARED TO THE POST THAT I GOT TAGGED IN! MUAHAHAHAHA!

dear jing.

2009-03-28T02:45:00.000+08:00

you damn F.A.I.L.

what are you ?

2009-03-22T21:19:00.002+08:00

its been a while hasnt it ? (:

uni has started, and loadsa shit has been happening.
a new semester, a stressful one at that, and with the help of so many things around, things has been a total BLAST.

in fact i feel a lil bitchy.

2009-03-07T04:52:00.002+08:00

nanana.

bad an-ger-lee ploblems.
must be controlled.
sollee sollee if i offended anyone ya.
dont want to be perceived as a tantrum throwing bitch ^^
must got good reason next time.
*butkindagoodreasonyesterdaylorhs*
meh.

anywayyy
hiatus for a while(eventhough it has really BEEN a damn long while)
Sony Ericssons' 'UBER COOL' launching up in a jiff (;

you deserve it.

2009-02-22T01:20:00.003+08:00

LOL . super stress relief. :D

and my BROTHER showed it to me. wth.

so i have thus upgraded my laptop, because buying one right now would be pocket money SUICIDE.

i love working at digital mall. why ?

i get good discounts for tech stuff *proud smile*

prices unknown, i have thus upgraded my mac to a SUPERmacbook. better than any other black macbooks or lousy aluminum housed one (ahem) . 4G RAM with 500G added memory . HAH.

so next time when i feel like selling it off, offer me your best offer price for it k?

lol. dont worry keyboard font colours are all still bloody well intact. colour also wont fade la prease.

nyahahahr so hapyfying. can ~~camwhore~~ save more assignments into my laptop without worrying about a thing.

i really have nothing much to blog about really.
besides the fact that my armpit hair has been sprouting out like weeds in a garden, but black in colour.

amat mendisgustingkan.

but other than that its also the fact that most of my lalangs are gone to aussie. and even if some of em are still here, theyll be leaving within a week ? or less. ):

its really quite dpressing. sometimes i wonder whether people will miss me when im gone. if im gone. hardeehar. i dont think anyone would. and the only thing (yes you read it right, THING) that would miss me is my bed. and my soft toys. since i hug and give them love every night. or maybe my water bottle. since i kiss it everyday and all the time. HOHO.

okay this is like so super pointless.

other than that, i super love my iphone. ive finally jailbroken it
~~eventhoughintruthalstonmycolleaguediditformebutehgivesomecredittomeplskthnks~~
and im downloading shitloads of crap in it and obviously it crashes since seriously at the rate im going it can drive any other phone into the wall and self destroy already, but my phone is still staying strong with me, the lousy owner.

blablabla.

i is going to go nows. sangat membosankans.

mucho apologies

2009-02-12T23:19:00.002+08:00

i would like to apologize
for giving everyone a bad night at loft,
because i decided to be a moron and drink enough to not give a damn about how loud i would cry and moan and groan in the club.

im sorry for the miscommunication that everyone had to deal with
it will never ever happen again.
i will control like how i always do .
and drink enough to get me to jiggle my fatbits.
and not enough to make me act like a complete fat obese hooligan who's trying to dress nicely.

im so sorry.
i'll make it up.

2009-02-08T21:38:00.002+08:00

sms me your number and name pls.
tried kacauing my iphone and it decided to be itchy and delete all contacts.
ngehness.

hacking is cool okay anot.

jetplane away.

2009-02-06T00:20:00.001+08:00

everyone's flying off to aussie soon . . .
im feel so morbid. ):

my partner!!! );

hairy bastardy customers.

2009-01-29T00:18:00.003+08:00

i can tell he was hairy.

just by his hairy face.

or maybe it wasnt even hairy, but hairy people scare me, so there. he was a hairy old dark caramel man, who wanted to have a lil some some with jingeh.

i was stoning there as per usual at the counter, minding my own business until a potential customer would walk up and ask some random dumbass question like "so is there promotion on phone ah" when the big ass poster "NOKIA 5800 PROMOTION 1499 *ASK FOR LOWER PRICE*" is literally, in front of their faces.

no wait.

they are standing RIGHT NEXT TO IT. bodoh.

then this family comes up, and i love responding to these people. why ? its not that i like responding to people anyway, because somehow malaysians have a very foolish way of interpreting things. like a simple can i help you smile would mean bang me, and taking more than 5 minutes to explain about 10 phones that an idiot would wanna know would mean im interested and that im a whore who's just working part time selling phones to get more clients.

old balding HAIRY pervs.

anyway so this family comes up, with the bitchiest ever mak datin wannabe of a skinny ass wife with two kids, and a hairy looking horny man.

i hate you people who wants a RM200 phone thts FULLY LOADED with 3G and wifi and gps and mms and a bloody 5 mgpx camera.

you fucking morons, WHO DOESNT WANT THAT?!

but if you want that then be ready to fucking pay thousands of dollars la right and dont FROWN and SCOWL at me when i tell you the pricing you fucking dipshits.

so this was a typical family who insists on other shops giving them a better price for E66 and the lousy chipet phone that they wanted. the cheapest 3G phone.

and gave faces that i was conning them.

so it was as simple as me saying,

"sir we only sell full original set, so if you think that shop is much cheaper, you can always buy from them when im telling you that its below cost price. im not the one who suffers because if ur accesories or whatever has no warranty, you suffer by paying the repairing fees. so please, go ahead for that is the best price i can give you."

then the lousy bitch of a wife gave me a scowl which i then returned with a "wha, you want some of this bitch ?" face which then led to her mumbling something in malay to the husband (yang saya jugak faham la kan bodoh)like saying how he shudnt buy from us and upstairs is cheaper and blablabla.

which he then shoved her away with one hand.

HAH.

then she said she's gng upstairs with the kids u see, so it was just me and the hairy old man.

he then said fine he wants one set. so as i was billing it for him and all, he started asking about E66 and how it works and what i thought about it so naturally i spoke the stuff about the phone and all. as i was going along and multi tasking writing out the bill and shit, he suddenly stopped me and startled me really, with what he said.

"i tell u la, actually dnt tell anyone u know, bt ah, i have this girlfriend la, and i bought for her one. and it broke down within a week u know! original!"

"O.O..........uhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

"YAH REALY!"

"O-KAY!so if you BOUGHT it and TESTED it and you INSIST that it isnt an AP set...then i cant do anything right??....but im telling u its a good phone larh..."

"but you cannot tell my wfe u know!"

*huh i dont know you very well lah okay brader, but wtf*"uhh i tell for what.."

"okay good. i can tell you secrets ah mandy.so E66 is good?"

"uhh i dno up to you..(weirdo)..so sir here's ur phone and enjoy it."

after that i went back to put down some stuff and he was talking to my senior cz i already gave him the HELP ME face.

then after that suddenly only

"so dont worry, if i come back to buy the E66 ill buy from you, and from MANDY OKAY?"

holy crap jing he's staring at you with the horny hairy smile. shit.

IM NOT YOUR WHORE!!!!

"OKAY!"

and he thus left with a wink.

.......

holy mother of all goddesses and to the great god who created men who like banging young girls.

WHY ME.

yorh. and why when people speak english to me, they just HAVE to use the chinese slang in it. its like as if if you dont do it, i cant understand the english you're trying to communicate with to me.

omfg.

sudah lah tu.

i is understanding melayu also lah okays.

kebencian.

already i ranaway from this chinese old balding not hairy but most likely is in the chest man a few days before this "Godly bestowed" gift was presented to me.

WHY.

do the moo-moo thing

2009-01-27T00:54:00.003+08:00

26th january.
happy chinese moo-ie-licious year.
may you eat all the golden grass that you can eat.
and not vomit it out.

may i not have another fucked up year.

moo xi, moo xi.

dont so kan cheong

2009-01-23T01:44:00.000+08:00

HARLOWS.

heheheheh.

i know you all have been checking back lorhs.
because.

.......

aiyah just make me feel wanted kays and let me continue believing that people still check my blog okay.
shuttup.

=-= . (like what ewie sam and chui would say, equals minus equals. i will add a fullstop to mine.)

well anyway i dno la. i got alot of things to blog about.
hehehehehe old readers will knw this post will be so long u shit also faster than this. food poisoning also will cure before i end my post. :D:D
and omfg aunty uncle all karoke-ing until cannot make it man seriously.
but damn funny.
they are srsly very very entertaining if u sit dwn and u understand chinese.LOL
racist racist.

okay lah i start with japan d lah. stupid.
i left at night lorh. sit business class lorh. damn nice. MUAHAHAHAH. watch movies. play game. tried to sleep but cannot. so susah.

well nyway we reached around 6am japan time, 5am malaysia time i guess.
met with our tour guide leana, and driver takura-san hohoho so cute the name. the driver also very fatherly looking. :D:D
we sitting in an alphard yo! hohoho.
but because our schedule was to travel around straight when we arrive, sis n i sat at the back, suffocated with the luggages. ==".....

susah.
first place we went is the temple! well it was still very very early, since we landed in nakita airport and we hadta drive around 2 hours ? i dno. to reach tokyo. and even THEN it was still damn early. so only certain shops were opened. and omg there were JAPANESE STUDENTS on TOUR at the street market leading to the temple.

JAPANESE BOYS.

well i only looked at the girls because they really wore checkered mini skirts and their big jackets and knee length socks with their cute lil bulky shoes!
i srsly dont mind gng to school.
okays i just sounded whory. and retarded.
BUT ANYWAY
i thought it was all just a scam to get you to love japan and that it only appeared in anime's and cartoons like sailormoon and porn lah.
but omg damn real.

and the boys.
holy shit.
there were some that were really GOOD LOOKING can?!
fooh.
i mean typical small eyes small face but eh dont pray pray , some are quite the tall?
but ngeh who care la. different language wavelengths, so got problem there d. what if i say i like you and they think im cursing at them ?

cannot cannot.

and people think im from BEIJING NOW. T.T
very hurtful.
considering of dying my hair to a normal colour. T.T
but honestly i love my hair colour. so unique horh my plastic surgery ?
nobody has one.
but so pain people dont accept it.
make me look cheap cheap.
cannot .
ANYWAY .
the stuff and all are really cute, but some were quite pricey. =/
so i guess there was where i realized i cant get everyone i knw presents.
T.T
sorry eh.
either i get more or you guys get more.

......

i get more la k. :D:D

walk walk walk then reached the temple.
omg its super gorgeous.
its a beautiful place. and the leaves were all yellow cz it was winter but since no snow and it was so fucking cold the leaves give face and turn yellow. they were GINKO leaves!!!! your father mother grandmother grandfather aunty uncle eat to improve their health wan!shudve stole some to bring back and give as souvenirs..make own ginko pills..

then we went to akihabara. the best and biggest place to get all your technological needs :D
japan telephones are the cutest things on earth.
im sure uve seen it on tv before right.
if you havent ur a RETARD. but anyway they hv damn cute ringtones, and they look more chun than xperia or whatever lousy phone(iphone is excluded because THEY SELL THEM TOO AND THEYRE THE BOMB and also because im using it ahem)and they have super KAWAII ringtones hohohoho.

so i hunted for my canon digi cam :D:D
so happyfying. i got it.
and omg memory stick sell damn cheap d.
2G memory stick for around 30 bucks.
i dno la k to me damn cheap d. so SHUTTP . dont judge me. i dont whore around as much in lowyat as you do.

want to see my cameraaaa ? ? ? :D:D:D
no?
i dont care.
i show you!

muahahaha. 14.7mgpx.
cheaper than malaysia by a few hundreds i can assure you so i dont care might as well buy there only since my lumix was dying on me =="...

hehehe obviously go bck charge kaokao and play with it straightaway la!
but here is where disaster stroke.
and i DEMAND YOUR PITY.

i was going on the escalator behind my mom, sis and bro. we were on the way up to the 4th floor out of the 8(yeah its damn normal in japan since space is a problem so all malls are like minimum 5 floors okay. big malls have 10!!!)to check out the games since dad was looking for stuff on the 3rd. so i was double checking in my paper bag whether the english manual was inside if not WHAT FOR I BUY CAMERA NO ENGLISH MANUAL.

next thing u know my mom hears me scream . not a loud one but apprntly loud enough for her to hear and next thing u knw she turns around thinking i tripped or something while looking for my manual, i was falling backwards. yeah. but lucky thing is that japan is overpopulated right so escalators are always full, i fell backwards once , KEPIAK my shoulders and back onto the escalator blades, and onto a japanese man who could only watch in fear as a fat lump was rolling towards him, holding his arms out to stop me.

well good for me this japanese sushi eating man was strong, and saved me from kepeting my fingers into the escalator thingy. my mom said she turned me around and i was foaming and bleeding in the mouth. why? sebab aku ada seizure.

yes yes. i had a seizure in JAPAN. how RAPID is that?

next thing u knw i woke up in the hospital thinking i fell asleep and my parents transported me there to stay . it would be weird because i saw various nurses looking at me and trying to poke and prod a damn needle into me, and it hurt because they COULDNT FIND MY VEIN. T.T

the pain.

they put me into funky CT scans, and they injected DYE into my bloodstream which felt warm ESPECIALLY IN THE VAGINAL AREA I DNNO WHY.

then i think nothing also got cancer d la so many times they scanned me and damn freaky can cry.

T.T

then after that i knocked out awhile, cz of all the weird stuff they put in me, until they woke me up and the doctor rolled the ultrasound machine towards me and told me in real broken english that he is gng to do it to me. oh good god at that point of time i just wanted them all to leave me alone and let me sleep and i dont care what else you do to me anymore. you've poked and jabbed me 10 times and couldnt find my vein, injected dye into me, CT scanned me 10 billion times and i dno what else u all did when i was unconscious that i dont give a damn that ur gng to put jelly on my stomach and scan on fats while you find some god knows what in my bowels or uterus.

next thing u knw he talks to me. so out of courtesy and to make sure i carry our country's name bangga-ly, i decided to acknowledge him la right. he then comments ;

"it looks healthy...everything fine...good good.."

"mmm.."

"ahhh."

he stops at one area. so happen it was on my uterus area.

aiyah near pussy area la k.

why the sudden ahh??????

"you is see this??" 
*pointing at some small thing attached to some wall looking thing that moves and squirms every once in a while*
 "uhh yeah."
*fuck.wtf is that?!a tumor also dont move until so hardcore right?!looks like a piece of shit...*
"this, is your bebeh."

..............O.O...............

WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!" *yanks arm with needle and squirms and curses with intense pain*  "this,*jabs at small thing moving and squirming as i move*,is bebeh.bebeh? bebeh?"
"BABY?!?!?!?BABY OO-WEH-OO-WEH(crying sound la k)BABY?!"  *motions cradling baby in arms*

the doctor looked so alarmed that i was getting so angry at the thing he was pointing and claiming it was a baby.

"uhh...shhhh shhhh bebeh..??"
".........bladder?......pee pee?....."  "yes yes! bladder!! pee pee!!..."

"ohmyhell..." 

i thought i was gng to get another seizure.

+_+".......

they discharged me, but didnt give no xrays or whatever.
wth right.
and they charged us 50,000 yen!!!!!! RM2000 !!!!!!!!

CAN BUY CAMERA AND I THINK ABOUT 10 MEMORY STICKS!

went bck and crashed on my bed la. phew.
they concluded that i didnt rest enough on the way here and my body gave in. and tht i didn eat enough? =/

dont worry ppl. i got myself checked again back here in malaysia.
if i DO hv seizure, i am to stay away from mutton and alcohol. ;(!!! NOOOOO
but i DONT. WAHAHAHAH. nothing abnormal with my big big empty head.
my skull looks damn cute and my brain looks big. muahahahaha.
doc js said to rest early and not screw my melatonin thingy that regulates sleep, and to not think too much. recent stressful events played a major part in it.
ngeh.

im healthy. i mean thts wht the doc said. real seizure ppl pee when they go into it.

well anyway trip was kinda bummed already since i bit real hard on my tongue, and ulcers were everywhere and it was bleeding and stuff. horrible. so i cudnt eat properly. the horror ):

sigh.

i didnt even get eat SUSHI or SALMON when i was there. eugh. BORING MOU?!

dulan .

see pics la k. i shuttup.

oh and mt fuji rawks. BIG TIME.

AND I SAW SNOW!!!MELTED SNOW!! ON THE FLOOR!!! SO HAPPY!!

aih. for now, its back to genting highlands chemically murderous snow.

ngehhhhh

2009-01-15T14:25:00.002+08:00

im at work now.
hoho.
blogging.

......

pfft loser.

anyway japan post is really REALLY coming up. i knw u all stop clicking the link to my blog d but ngeh u losing out lorh once my photos come up right ?
LOL

anyways if u all wanna knw, im working at digital mall currently.
selling phones.
hoho.
no further nor bigger hint needed, if any of you loverpeople out there would like to buy a phone, pls do not hestitate to look for me at the nokia store in digital mall, on your left as your enter the entrance. you can EASILY spot me, what with my beautifully plastic surgeryfied hair, i am almost impossible to miss. and if you STILL can miss me, i am thus speechless. for you is too stupiaks.

no worriesss. i is giving you best best price. LOL.

i am now rotting at work now. confirm later 9.00pm sure damn alot of people come. its like seriously, people look at the clock to make sure its 9.00pm, and ensure that all shops are about to close, then theyll rush to the kiosk to make sure we dont close early and go bck damn late. knncb.

damn annoying.

but what to do, can get money can d lorh. LOL. ~~suchamoneywhoreiam.~~

k so ill upload photos for japan soon. and the rest will be up soon. please be patient la. working damn tiring can ??

ngehngeh.

happy new year my fellow lalasss (:

reporting!

2009-01-07T20:47:00.001+08:00

1. photobucket is a retard.

2. im blogging from work!

keep up wtih me (:

2009.

2009-01-02T23:47:00.004+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR!
happy birthday boonshiuankor!

p.s.
i HAVE been updating. more like trying. but photobucket is being an ASS with the picture sizes, and blogspot is being another BIGGER PAIN with the rejected html codes.
mofos.
blame them not me.

love all.

sweating back on

2008-12-17T17:49:00.001+08:00

hi loves!
im homee! :D
updates soon.

p.s.
harajuku is my LAND ya'll.

land of the harajukus.

2008-12-10T17:41:00.001+08:00

ill be flying off to my homeland soon.
muahahahaha
till then !

dont miss me too much (:

2008-12-09T00:55:00.002+08:00

FUCK MY MEMORY CARD WHOSE PICTURES CANNOT BE READ!!
FUCKKEDY FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!

oh and.

THANK YOU ALL WHO WERE THERE FOR MY BIRTHDAY DINNER !
(:

love love loveee...a real good surprise it was..
and im so so sorry i came so late..><
sigh.
anyway like blog another day.
too pissed now.

tell me why?

2008-12-03T03:10:00.002+08:00

there are many wrong things in the world.

first there is the fact that even common people can become targets of gossip and judgment despite the fact that whatever the person does in his/her life is basically none of their fucking business la right but to hell with privacy because it never does exist.

now this point is pissing me off like hell.

WHY DO WE HAVE HAIR?!

pluck shave wax. we need to clean ourselves up and some poor girls have their snail trails so bushy that they wish they were men sometimes.

and if we choose to laser our armpit hair so they would fucking stop growing, some girls actually get breast cancer because we're not perspiring properly. so wtf right.

okay fine i get it. hair on the head is okay. trimming all is acceptable, to be pretty and seductive. but when we're BALD on top, its just turning off. and disturbing at times. we constantly and always link them to cancer patients which REALLY is offensive.

but how come when we're hairy on the armpits, hands, legs and bottom area like cecilia cheung, its a crime!? and turning off?!

okay fine at the bottom punani trimming is of course essential. if not right period and pee that time confirm smelly and disgusting. it would be like having a beard on your face and dripping food all over it. except this time its not food ... and... not on your face... and its confined to a warm, damp, dark and pantyfied area........

*shudders*

but the pits.

WHY LA the pits.

for fucks sake some women have MOUSTACHES ON THEIR POOR FACES.

threading sucks because it HURTS ALOT if you're hairy.

the pits. the fucking pits.

girls do sports. we lift our arms regardless for whatever we do we just lift our damn arms everyday. stretching, exercising, everything. we wear sleeveless to please the men by showing some skin but once we lift our hands high in the hair to reveal the once wide land of white which is now covered by 'thick black grass', goodbye lah.

how come men dont shave its considered sexy, and if we dont its not?

just cz we're girls and we're spse to be neat and unsmellyfying ?

honestly men with armpit hair is a bit disturbing and ugly and yuck.

so if girls have to shave and pluck so much, men should do it too.

in fact im appalled by it.

you know how mafan it is and frustrating it is that we have to constantly check for those disgusting black growth and IN-GROWN hair and dig it out!? only to know a few days later it starts growing again. mch. then have to pluck again. if not very disgusting. then sometimes in the process of it growing out again long enough to pluck or shave, its those tiny tiny ones. which is again disgusting la right. KNNCB.

DAMN MAFAN LAH.

so fucking frustrating. now i wna pluck. but then my birthday is coming soon. so what, if i pluck now, confirm not long enough and too short to pluck on that day. then wtf if i go out party how?! lift my arms and expose my thick black hairy moss underneath my arms?!

confirm bouncer all scared.

wait.

...

who said ill be celebrating or going out?!?

oh right. i said if.nyaghahahr.

k la pluck now only lah.

IF I DO GO OUT DONT FUCKING STARE AT MY PITS CAN?!

omfg.

2008-12-02T01:47:00.000+08:00

wahliau eh i ate so much that i burped undigested fries.

ding ding.

2008-11-30T23:00:00.002+08:00

remember i mentioned about plastic surgery? and making myself look diff and unlike any other? :D

well i bet you stupid kepochis already saw on facebook how i look like now.

how? bootiful right ? :D:D

nw i is show you a more sexy picture.

wahhh. you orgasm d anot?

this is my new red hair. im not going to take anymore pictures with superb flashes. because if not, i will look like this.

then people will shoot me because nw everyone will be looking at the red head, and thus if there is a potential hottie trying to check any one of them in the picture out, chances of it happening is low because my head has made the hottie achieved multiple orgasms.

....

okay lah not so 'kau lek' lah.

see. decent marh. lala big eyes. :D which will definitely fit in with....

notice the japan book ?  :D
CONFIRM  i fit in!!!

finally. i wont feel like an outkast anymore :D:D:D

yes yes im going to tokyo, japan. hopefully internet connection is free there, and i will blog per day if i dont collapse from walking around too much.
i seriously cannot wait to get to harajuku street.
....
i like her hair. i shall come back with it! :D

and yes im finally reading twilight, regardless of how against i was against the book previously. but i cant put it down because edward cullen is descriptively so orgasmic that seriously, it is only here that i can ever get a hold of a hot hot hot hot guy and fantasize about him with no limits. so dont judge me!

i know there are DAMN alot of bumper stickers on twilight fans and how its the best thing that has ever happend.

here i say, harry potter still rules !! *geek moment*

twilight is so bloody overrated. i tell you the only reason why everyone loves it is because of edward cullen. if not everyone would shoot bella for being such a big ass pessimist.

and i finally bought a cecilia ahern book, next to my ps i love you. its because the packaging was sooo pretty (as you all can see lah right) that if anyone gave it as a present, id be super happy. but i bought it d, so now u all can go continue banging ur heads against the wall thinking of what present to get me for christmas. :D

not like her previous books werent beautifully published, but i just didnt have the money. or heart or a big of an urge to get it. this one is clearly because of my like for pretty things and the need to have pretty things.

ahhh yes. also to blog about results, since it seems to be a must blog item if you're a uni student.

i did okay, and i wont be repeating my sem. i passed everything so be proud of me already since i wasnt studying whole-heartedly without the help of my friends. actually i would be glad to miss my exams for that particular period of time if they didnt bother. no . seriously

so thank you (:

and.

random moment. but i feel like a superstar, with everyone stalking my facebook status and judging me and catching up with my life and spreading around what i say to them when its meant to be private and not shared with others who do not know me. i guess privacy doesnt mean shit to these twats. oh well. if i am such an interesting topic to talk about and to gossip about, i guess i should be flattered since people whom i dont even know exist take such great concern about me. and i thus do not believe in sharing hw i feel about anything anymore, because it is only gng to be spread around and manipulated in many ways, and thus ending in judgement day.

entertainment.

2008-11-30T05:27:00.001+08:00

MUST laugh. HAHAHAHA

a night.

2008-11-28T06:19:00.001+08:00

im so fat that if i attempt to bounce, i will make a hole in the ground

26th november is a very special day for me and a person i hold dear to my heart so much that he's almost like my husband regardless of what anyone may say.

so since he wasn't here to celebrate it with me, and my friends and sister feared that i might commit suicide on this 2nd year anniversary of mine thus resulting in an almost dramatic romantic sadist movie, they took me out. :D

more like i was my sister's chaperon(in a way) =-=

huai, yeeling, john and sabrina followed me to sunway lagoon.

honestly, the tickets were so fuckingly expensive i can buy two meals for myself already which i obviously didnt since i paid for the RM48 ticket for two lousy theme parks that i couldnt even enter since my red seastorm decided to come a day before this outing, and thus resulting me to steal bread pieces from sabrina and yeeling.

...

wow. i js made myself sound so sad.

wait. i am sad. what am i talking about.

well anyway we went on rides. dry rides for me and huai (lol partners forever hahaa), and while waiting for sabrina yeeling and john to get off river rapids, me and huai decided to go on the boot ride and vultures(both stupidly kiddy rides but very entertaining) several times.

okay fine. boot ride we went on like two times, and vulture once, and buffalo coaster twice.

and i can categorize this into the most annoying, hillarious and disturbing ride, period.

Award for Most Annoying Ride : Buffalo Coaster

there were these kids whom we saw at the boot ride, shouting in their chinese lala tone,"ONE TWO JUICE! ONE TWO JUICE! ONE TWO JUICE!KWA KWA KWA!!" throughout the ENTIRE ride.so fucking annoying evrybody wanted to shoot their heads. well thank goodness they were on the ride before us, so its okay.

then when we went to the buffalo coaster, there were a bunch of kids who decided to stay for a second round la. so okay. yeeling n i placed ourselves behind this one girl in pink, whom i saw n thought to myself,"she seems annoyingly familiar."

i had a gut feeling i shudve sat at the back.

3 seconds into the ride, hell went loose.

the chibai pink lump started one two juicing again while the ride was going on.

damn woman.

but halfway through the ride i guess it shook her jigglybits to fear, like how the ride shook my bigger jigglybits to tickle me, cz she stopped and started screaming and seemed as if she was falling off the ride.

Award for Most Hillarious Ride : The Vulture Ride

i dont wna get into racist jokes and all, since i really do have friends of all races and im not exactly racist in every way, but huai and i were on the ride, screaming our ways because when the ride started, our vulture shook so much i swear to God i thought the whole thing was collapsing that huai and i screamed our lungs out. i told her evrybody else was flying and we're the only sorry donkeys that were still on land. so fine, i grabbed the handle and we ~~shookourway~~ went up.

upon our descent, we were wondering how come the safety belt on the person was so weird looking.

thats when i realized the Einstein of our generation has decided to extend the belt to its maximum, and instead of fastening it simply across her hips, she pulled it over her shoulder and across her boobs and into the buckle, like a car seatbelt.

Einstein number two attempted to turn the Vulture to the other side to get off the ride, while Einstein number one was attempting to get off at the same time.

im not very bright either, but really.

Award for Most Disturbing Ride : The Boot Ride

The first round was awesome as i laughed my lungs out.

But the second round was just disturbing.

Two guys were in charge of the rides. Huai and i noticed how excited they were with their smiles when we went to queue up for the ride. ignore la right. as we went on our circles in a boot, and continued screaming and laughing away cz this time im the one who's trying not to crush huai, we again noticed that these two men seemed to be enjoying watching us scream and laugh and giggle in the boot. =S

disturbing much???

this is what huai said :

"jing ah! your damn boobs lah attracting all the attention!!!! you sit until like that smre!!!! its like you're flashing at them come get some!! HAHAHAHAH!"

-.-"...

sometimes i can get very speechless with her responses.

as the guy came to release us from the boot, i decided to run behind huai to follow, not allowing any of those disturbing men to follow me from behind.

i heard him say amoi manyak cantek.

but i think he was refering to the other girl who turned around and responded to such a err...compliment ? ...

later as we passed the place again, the same idiot kept calling us. OMFG. damn chat wai(disgusting) okayy.

overall the day was good.
until at night that is. =/

anyway threading is like horrible. SCREW YOU MEI FOR SAYING ITS NOT.
fake lashes hurts too because it causes discomfort for clubbing.

note to self : never be late for press preview events, especially if you only went on your own, and not with a big group and only with one girl who so happens to be your sister, who also doesnt recognize roads at night, and also a girl whose dress flatters her body too much for every men with laser eyes to see right through.

because im lifeless.

2008-11-24T20:24:00.002+08:00

i have found a new thing to be obsessed with. i mean technically its the hottest thing in facebook la (i hope), and really, it kills time.
my pathetic overstressed sister introduced me to it, and now im equally as pathetic.

quote my brother,

"my two elder sisters are horribly pathetic playing the pathetically pathetic game on facebook."

so when i saw this :

i almost cried.

then when i finally clicked the refresh button so much that i guess i couldve fed alot of starving african children and i guess thats when my firefox got so agitated that it finally got the game loading, i was ecstatic.

i fed my twinkleperrywinkle :D:D

so people. please accept my invitation. AND JOIN ME :D

hunger strikes now.

2008-11-23T03:15:00.003+08:00

my dad is convinced that if i drive now i will crash and die.
so no A&W's for me ):
mcds got thou muahahahahha :D

so i promised pictures no ?

sri aman love!:D

hantuu face much ?

look at blue shirt and the one holding him. MUAHAHAHA
orgasm face!

yes yes. for your enjoyment.
WE GOT FREE FOOD!!!!!
yes people dance and drink in clubs and slut around, but we slut around and dance and drink with fooddd :D

anyway.
i am like SUPER fat. seriously. i eat every two hours. its scary. CHUI. how do you DO IT?! stupid stick of a hot friend i have. low esteem is self explanatory la k.

ngeh

2008-11-22T06:17:00.001+08:00

ill edit the imperfect links later. =-=
anyone wants to be linked in this unread blog ? :D

just dance.

2008-11-21T05:56:00.002+08:00

omg danced like crazy just now.
ended up with 11 blisters muahahahhaaha
its what i get for wearing those shoes =__="...
dungu.

sorry clinton for stepping on you twice.
chui for almost attacking you but in the end i didnt hurt you but helped to bend down and shine on your foot to see whether ur nail or toe was okay but ur erh i dno what you call it dataran of your kaki lol is injured(NOT BY ME)
sorry chee mun for hitting you.
sorry chui for slapping you also. LOL
sorry engwei for hitting your head when i tried to flip my hair back.
hmm who else.
cant remember.

but i want to slap the stupid guy who was shaking like his fucking balls were on fire that he bumped his wobbly ass into mine as i was just standing there on the dance floor, taking a break.
sei sor hai.
take my dancing space smre!!
you think only you can dance like siao lang ah?!
shouldve stepped on his feet.
then he got something real to dance like a siao lang for.

so fucking tired.
but can still stay up and blog until i hear the mosque prayers.
i think if i was a malay, i would be able to like never miss my prayers at 5.30 wan lorh.
super cool.
then i can boast to my friends on how i never miss it.
and they do.
and God will spank their butts.

muahahahhahaa.
wtf.
tired siaoness kicking in sorry.
im not insulting or offending or trying to indirectly insult anyone or Muslims okay!!!
later kena put behind bars.
meh.

anywayyy
pictures soon!
if i can get them, that is.
=-=

ill try to sleep now.
very susah leh.

holidays.

2008-11-18T18:44:00.006+08:00

falala.

due post on what days are like since holidays started right.

exams over, stress pile gone(literally), nothing to do but wake up realizing its already 6pm, and doing nothing but watching tv while in a sprawled position across the couch your mom thought was once classy.

its been long since ive blogged crap. or bitched. or whatever it is that i do on my blog(more of talking to myself really, since blogging is for people, in my definition, who are too lonely or antisocial to talk to anyone else that they resort to talking to themselves online, hoping that people actually do read it and interact with them *crosses fingers*).

recently i was driving home from ou, and normal la 10pm that time everyone running outta ou like there's some kind of virus attacking everyone(when really the shopping mall is just CLOSING people ur not gng to DIE inside), so traffic was slow even if i used the jalan belakang la. so i realized the ugly myvi infront of me(sorry im against myvis), and i realized hideous hello kitty labelled pillows in the car. ew already la right. then i realized something cooler.

this fella(guy driver)actually took the liberty of looking for a hello kitty metal label to stick on the car. its like as if it was a hello kitty version of a bloody myvi.

excuse the shaking hand picture and a camera that has no auto focus since it is a phone.

its on the left side of the car. and take a look at the exhaust pipe.
it looks big and shiny and silver right?
no ur eyes arent fooling u and thats almost the only thing that my camera could catch.
its a hello kitty shaped exhaust pipe, oh yes, and get this. everytime the dude accelerates, the flower on cacat kitty's head will SPIN.
damn cool. i is want cacat kitty on my exhaust pipe also so i is can become the retarded group of adults who is still like hamsap kitty.

again, this is why myvis are not only a sad excuse for a car, it makes it even sadder with it super kawaii available add ons. suitable for a particular moron that i almost know. :D
not to mention pimped up myvis who are trying too hard to b the next evo is a much, MUCH, beyond bigger sadcase.

no offense to lalangs and such who owns these things. i knw u all were forced to purchase it.

what is there not to love about this bloody country ay ? ~~mmfct~~
go mobile expo coming this week! :D
happy happy. i get to see X1 finally eventhough i couldve if i took the effort to ask.
but nvm ill try to be like everyone else, to lead a normal life instead of following my very unpredictably sad sad emotional rollercoaster of a life.
and after all this unpredictableness, i am going to get a makeover. :D
yes plastic surgery.
believe it ?

kinks.

2008-11-17T06:59:00.001+08:00

setbacks for layouting and chatboxing.
deal with commenting kepohs.
(:

..
eh
not like anyone reads.
meh.

oh g.

2008-11-17T06:33:00.000+08:00

so now im public.
satisfies everyones need to know?
HAH.