everytime i pay a visit.

so i went to Strip, Bangsar today.

one reason why i like going minus the pain that is eventually becoming numb to me is the fact that everytime someone enters the room next to mine, they tend to strike some silly/interesting conversation that makes it difficult for me to not laugh or gag when i listen to it.

 

so today i was dead sleepy. then came ms chinese + pakistani whose conversation immediately woke me up.

 

i know that because i heard her say it, i am NOT racist/judgmental.

 

judgmental on certain occasions only and they are usually reasonable.

 

so as usual, you go in, you need to remove your pants and stuff and the workers will leave u in there to do ur thang. and so this woman, had to SHOUT IT OUT LOUD for the world to hear how excited she was.

"YOOHOO! IM READY WHENEVER YOU ARE! TEEHEETEEHEETEEEEE!"

 

she continued laughing until her waxer came in.

 

O_o"...

 

u cud barely hear the girl who was waxing her talking, but she just went on and on and on.

 

i think the girl must have asked ms.cp when did she last waxed, because the only part i remembered was this :

"...the last time i went to solaris u know. some wax place. they took one whole hour with me!! so unprofessional. so i decided to come here lah. i know strip is professional."

 

suck up much. wont get u no discount woman. strip sucks blood eventhough theyre damn good at what they bloody do.

 

and another note is probably she was hairy. im not saying anything but sometimes if you really ARE hairy people do take some time to slowly do it so that you dont leave with a vag three times the size u came in with due to sore-ness.

 

she followed up with this :

"aiyo then that time ah . . i tried this indian shop la they provide waxing wan mah. so i wax already right, then i got DAMN bad infection u know! aiyo damn bad infection. they probably had a dirty wax or they dipped twice or they just didnt use clean materials lah . . sigh. damn bad infection down there."

 

honestly, i was pretty disgusted. you could always tell the person who's waxing you, i mean, conversation la right. but do you know HOW LOUD YOU ARE TALKING?!

 

im sorry but i have a pretty wild imagination. so it disgusts me. i was borned with this imagination, and i really have no control over it whatsoever.

 

AND THEN, with her loud booming excited waxing voice, she said this :

 

"...my boyfriend got ask me to wax before lah but he said he doesnt mind when he sees it. i shy lah and i like it clean mah. shave already also so hard. not nice lah the feeling. wax is still the quickest and best way. i like it smooth mah. not so disgusting."

 

niama. HOW TO NOT LAUGH WOR?! HOW CAN U NOT LAUGH WHEN YOU LISTEN TO SOMEONE TALKING SO LOUD ON HOW THEIR BOYFRIEND LIKES THEIR PUNANI WHEN THEY STARE AT IT.

 

im sorry but what i imagined was her standing nude, and her boyfriend in his clothes sitting on a chair and just looking at it and telling her what she should do with it.

 

or her flashing her newly waxed vag. whichever.

 

i choked bon my saliva because i wanted to laugh but cudnt laugh and therefore i choked. oih.

 

and so, this is why i like making a visit to Strip. u dont know what in Gods name u will hear when u enter that room.